I guess I hate dogs

[Wally]

Baxter!

 

[1989]

Delivered dog food to a lady the other day. She says "this is amazing I never have to go to the store again and lug around those bags of food"


Pretty sure I envisioned me strangling her before I said have a good day.

You'll be back

 

[Wally]

 

[over9five]

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Needs to go in the "Memes" thread!!

 

[OrioN]

OrioN

We use Chewy, but it comes Fedex.

OrioN = FedExHD in a rental truck

 

[over9five]

OrioN

OrioN = FedExHD in a rental truck

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Ah, that would explain my boxes on your truck!

 

[Wally]

Be a good package boy, and leave my bags of kitty litter at the back door. Thanks!

 

[RuthlessSupSlayer]

Last week I had delivered a box that had a strange metal rattling noise. When I walked up on the porch I realize all the sudden what that strange rattling noise was and I thought to myself this is for you

 

[Operational needs]

Last week I had delivered a box that had a strange metal rattling noise. When I walked up on the porch I realize all the sudden what that strange rattling noise was and I thought to myself this is for you

Was it rattling or buzzing? Lol.

 

[Operational needs]

Last week I had delivered a box that had a strange metal rattling noise. When I walked up on the porch I realize all the sudden what that strange rattling noise was and I thought to myself this is for you

 

[Star B]

I love em but I have no issue leaving stuff at the side of the road if I feel endangered. Only happened once out in the trailer park.

"Comments: LOOSE AGRSV DOG/AT MBOX"

 

[Turdferguson]

Dogs/cats/turtles. They're all terrible.

Why turtles?
Who hates turtles

 

[Wally]

Why turtles?
Who hates turtles

Shell shock?

 

[Future]

Why turtles?
Who hates turtles

I hate frogs!!!

 

[rod]

That's not the scene from Theres Something About Mary that is remembered

 

[rod]

What I'm hating more and more are all these idiots who have "companion" dogs now days who insist on taking their mutt everywhere they go. Flying now days is like riding in a dog kennel. I'm fine with a true "service" dog but hate those other coddled mutts.

 

[oldngray]

What I'm hating more and more are all these idiots who have "companion" dogs now days who insist on taking their mutt everywhere they go. Flying now days is like riding in a dog kennel. I'm fine with a true "service" dog but hate those other coddled mutts.

Hurt snowflake dogs?

 

[rod]

Hurt snowflake dogs?

There is no reason why them little "bag dogs" even exist (or their owners for that matter).

 

[AlliSeeisBrown]

This one house I deliver to has 2 German Shepherds and a Great Dane. They all jump all over me and one brings me a tennis ball and we play fetch for about 5 minutes. Saw the owner taking a video of it one time. Other hand, there's mobile home with 4 little loose rat dogs and they alll surround me and bite at me. Used to carry a 5' small pvc pipe. Eventually got them permanent will call.

 

[Indecisi0n]

That's not the scene from Theres Something About Mary that is remembered

Lol, I know that must be the over seas version lol.