I urge a massive Call Out on Monday 30 December

eats packages

Deranged lunatic
I get paid enough to NOT call out but maybe my friends at the Tualatin Amazon fulfillment center AKA the amazon building with the highest injury rate in the entire country should strike out sick a few times.


Yes, I know I'm working late.
Mess with them!
Call and tell them you will not be in.
When they ask why, tell them you have no desire to work.
When you come back, if they have a warning letter for you, ask "why would I want to work on my vacation?"
As unorganized as my center is, I could have some fun with this. I love making my center manager look like a fool. It's so easy.