El Correcto
god is dead
People who ship loud ass toys with the battery already installed would be the first to go.
Someone delivering your vibrator realized what it was because it was vibrating?People who ship loud ass toys with the battery already installed would be the first to go.
It was playing the 1812 OvertureSomeone delivering your vibrator realized what it was because it was vibrating?
I get my ass toys from goodwill.Someone delivering your vibrator realized what it was because it was vibrating?
Please kill those people who order furniture and bed frames from Amazon, which ships through us, second.People who ship loud ass toys with the battery already installed would be the first to go.
People who ship loud ass toys with the battery already installed would be the first to go.
The back of my truck sounded like an 8-bit carnival all day today. I guess the packing material pressed down a button or something.I like it actually. I keep it playing as much as possible so that the batteries are dead when little timmy goes to play with it on Christmas.
The back of my truck sounded like an 8-bit carnival all day today. I guess the packing material pressed down a button or something.
It sounded like one of those kiddy pianos.
Also death squads.That's what headphones are good for.
Also death squads.
I think that one deserved to be accidently stepped / jumped on.The back of my truck sounded like an 8-bit carnival all day today. I guess the packing material pressed down a button or something.
It sounded like one of those kiddy pianos.
I think that one deserved to be accidently stepped / jumped on.
Why even live if you can’t joke about having people who mildly annoy or inconvenience you gunned down in the streets with their families.
That's actually pretty cute.People who ship loud ass toys with the battery already installed would be the first to go.
Or, it is in a manilla envelope, you pick it up and can tell by the shape what is?Someone delivering your vibrator realized what it was because it was vibrating?
Mine would be the people, usually men, that yank the door open right as you are laying their package at the doorPeople who ship loud ass toys with the battery already installed would be the first to go.