If you are UPS CEO, what would you do?

[anonymous23456]

OK. Settle down people. I understand that CEO and C-suite people are making too much money. We could start with cutting down the spending at that group. This goes for all corporate America, but we will deal with that later.

What would you do to make the rank-and-file workers happy and yet making big profit at UPS?

 

[ThePackageDeli]

I would let the pre-loaders deliver packages out of their personal vehicles, and let the drivers punch out at 5pm every day of their life. Amen.

https://twitter.com/i/web/status/1656691549105709060

 

[Brownwind]

OK. Settle down people. I understand that CEO and C-suite people are making too much money. We could start with cutting down the spending at that group. This goes for all corporate America, but we will deal with that later.

What would you do to make the rank-and-file workers happy and yet making big profit at UPS?

I would not mess with the meal ticket. Even on an anonymous post. Seriously do you even work with us or are you just poking the bear.

 

[Just A UPS Guy]

I would let the pre-loaders deliver packages out of their personal vehicles, and let the drivers punch out at 5pm every day of their life. Amen.

https://twitter.com/i/web/status/1656691549105709060

Dumb af

 

[Just A UPS Guy]

You could each of the 340k teamsters $20k and that would barely touch half of the profit of UPS last year. The remainng sum would still be more than 30% more profit than what UPS collected the first year if this current contract.

Giving PTers a legitimate increase and ensuring FT jobs shouldn't be as difficult as they make it sound.

 

[burrheadd]

I’d buy a big boat and float around the Caribbean for awhile

 

[govols019]

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I’d buy a big boat and float around the Caribbean for awhile

With a flag saying "Chillin the Most"?

 

[no_map_needed]

I would bone everyone under me until there's no one left meh

 

[govols019]

I would let the pre-loaders deliver packages out of their personal vehicles, and let the drivers punch out at 5pm every day of their life. Amen.

https://twitter.com/i/web/status/1656691549105709060

I remember running NDA out our personal vehicles in the mid-90's because there just weren't enough package cars to drive...hourly wage plus mileage added up pretty quick.... somehow ended up taking the long way everywhere...LA via Omaha

 

[Just A UPS Guy]

With a flag saying "Chillin the Most"?

Just make sure to rock that b* up and down the coast.

 

[DriveInDriveOut]

If I was our CEO, I would go back to the drawing board and think outside the box about how we can really drill down on integrating our synergies from the middle out and the bottom up, while at the same time circling back to our most important asset, which is a diverse and inclusive family of team members navigating the paradigm shift of the new normal with an eye on a better, not bigger company.

 

[qdg2]

If I was our CEO, I would go back to the drawing board and think outside the box about how we can really drill down on integrating our synergies from the middle out and the bottom up, while at the same time circling back to our most important asset, which is a diverse and inclusive family of team members navigating the paradigm shift of the new normal with an eye on a better, not bigger company.

This made me smile. Bravo!

Satire at it's finest.

 

[KOG72]

If I was CEO I would give myself a raise screw the workforce

 

[DELACROIX]

If I was CEO I would give myself a raise screw the workforce

Nothing new there…

 

[ThePackageDeli]

I remember running NDA out our personal vehicles in the mid-90's because there just weren't enough package cars to drive...hourly wage plus mileage added up pretty quick.... somehow ended up taking the long way everywhere...LA via Omaha

Let's bring it back baby!

 

[FozziesDeliveries]

I would let the pre-loaders deliver packages out of their personal vehicles, and let the drivers punch out at 5pm every day of their life. Amen.

Atleast current active ups teamsters would get the work this way instead of Joe Bag of Donuts off of the street.

 

[Cowboy Mac]

If I was our CEO, I would go back to the drawing board and think outside the box about how we can really drill down on integrating our synergies from the middle out and the bottom up, while at the same time circling back to our most important asset, which is a diverse and inclusive family of team members navigating the paradigm shift of the new normal with an eye on a better, not bigger company.

Babylon Bee?

 

[FEGuy]

We could start with cutting down the spending at that group.

Ok, you have me wondering. What spending is the CEO and "C-suite people at UPS doing? What from that group, if you can really define them, is out of line?

 

[MyTripisCut]

I would bone everyone under me until there's no one left meh

That’s a lot of dudes, hope you have lube.

 

[Commercial Inside Release]

If you are UPS CEO, what would you do?​

Change the locks at corporate, and hang a CLOSED sign in the window.