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[It will be fine]

I thought he was talking about MFX. My bad.

I was. They're both drivers though. I understand why Mass guy is a diver now. Journalism is not paying the bills too often these days and part time driving is a nice semi-retirement. MFE is just mean spirited and hateful. I assume because he wasted his education to deliver packages his whole productive life and is now bitter because of that choice.
Mass, I have an education. That's why I'm the boss now, not delivering boxes.

 

[Cactus]

Mass, I have an education. That's why I'm the boss now, not delivering boxes*.

*All subject to change on moments notice at the whims of FDX Corporation who is legal and sole owner IWBF's testicles which are subject to preservation a jar filled with formaldehyde.

Love,
Fred