Captain Qwark
"I don't deserve these bulbous buttocks."
...that people come to Brown Cafe to ask some questions that would be better off asked elsewhere. For instance:
Payroll issues
"I just received a termination letter because I [did this]. Will I get my job back?"
"I got into an accident. Will I lose my job?"
"Can somebody with more seniority bump me from my position?"
"I'm think I'm owed pension money. How do I get it?"
"Do we work tomorrow?" (when it's a holiday-- one of my favorites)
I mean, you found Brown Cafe, yet you don't know how to find your shop steward? Or the pension office? Or the health benefits trust? HR? The Master and Supplemental Contract Agreement?
*shrugs my shoulders and logs back out*
Payroll issues
"I just received a termination letter because I [did this]. Will I get my job back?"
"I got into an accident. Will I lose my job?"
"Can somebody with more seniority bump me from my position?"
"I'm think I'm owed pension money. How do I get it?"
"Do we work tomorrow?" (when it's a holiday-- one of my favorites)
I mean, you found Brown Cafe, yet you don't know how to find your shop steward? Or the pension office? Or the health benefits trust? HR? The Master and Supplemental Contract Agreement?
*shrugs my shoulders and logs back out*