just smack me!

Discussion in 'UPS Discussions' started by IVE GOTTA PACKAGE 4U, Aug 29, 2014.

  1. Gumby

    Gumby *

    I have a customer,who will not let last peak go!
    She is a real c......

    I ruined her xmas,even though I didn't have her package.

    Shut up already!....will ya?

    Any thoughts?
  2. Rts everything.
  3. superballs63

    superballs63 Well-Known Troll Troll

    Sig. Required for ANYTHING. after a few 3 and outs, she might be a little better
  4. bleedinbrown58

    bleedinbrown58 ahhh....the mouth breathers

    Kindly remind her this year to order her Xmas crap before Dec 20th if she wants it by Christmas Day!
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  5. s-man

    s-man New Member

    Dec 20 is too late. People need to plan ahead.
  6. bleedinbrown58

    bleedinbrown58 ahhh....the mouth breathers

    Or people need to base the joy of celebrating a holiday on family and friends, rather than an object purchased on Amazon. Things are just stuff...stuff is replaceable.
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  7. alwaysoverallowed

    alwaysoverallowed Active Member

    Tell her you don't give a flying fig because you made 20k that month; that should :censored2: her up. Or #fhritp....google it.
  8. alwaysoverallowed

    alwaysoverallowed Active Member

    Haha s-h-u-t gets censored?
  9. superballs63

    superballs63 Well-Known Troll Troll

    Lol, love that guy

    BSWALKS I Wanna Be Sedated

    Just found out what that was from watching tmz
  11. UpstateNYUPSer

    UpstateNYUPSer Very proud grandfather.

    A while back we had members telling each other to shut up. It got to the point where Mom added that word to the censored list.
  12. Gumby

    Gumby *

    Aww...shut your pie hole!
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  13. Baba gounj

    Baba gounj pensioner

    Tell her to complain to Amazon , after
    all it was their greed that caused the mess.
  14. Ouch

    Ouch Well-Known Member

    Make her the last delivery of the day and ring the door bell over and over. Continue to ring and shout ups even after she answers the door. Hide her packages so well she can't find them. She will have to wait till you del there next to show her where her stuff is. Super glue the del notice on windy days to the door so she has to use a razor blade to get the paper off the door. Park in front of her driveway so if she is coming home she has to wait till you hide her package till she can pull in. I have more lol lol lol.
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  15. ZQXC

    ZQXC Guest

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  16. ZQXC

    ZQXC Guest

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  17. Monkey Butt

    Monkey Butt Dark Prince of Double Standards Staff Member

    Thought about it several times!
  18. Wally

    Wally Hailing from Parts Unknown.

    Tell her to shove it and order early this year!
  19. bleedinbrown58

    bleedinbrown58 ahhh....the mouth breathers

  20. ZQXC

    ZQXC Guest

    You're welcome / dead serious