Let me run this idea...

Discussion in 'UPS Discussions' started by ucanalwaysfitonemore, Jun 14, 2014.

  1. Recently hired as a PT preloader. Doing well and wanna stick around for awhile.

    but I need another job.

    I wanna start working armed security at a Dave and busters nearby. 5 hrs / 5 days / $30 per hour.

    I'd be super happy doing that and be at UPS by 4am. Great benefits, overall not bad pay.

    Is this a good idea? Will I be able to advance at UPS? Should I just become a driver when the opportunity arises? What happens during peak season?

    Will this plan work?
     
  2. Gumby

    Gumby *

    Do the dave and Busters,till a driving job opens up! Just dont get shot! UPS likes drivers without any extra holes! They already have enough holes!
     
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  3. cachsux

    cachsux Wah

    Dave and Busters need armed security?

    Lotta crime near the Whack-a-Mole machine?
     
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  4. bleedinbrown58

    bleedinbrown58 ahhh....the mouth breathers

    And ups likes to widen and deepen one of those holes...lol
     
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  5. Gumby

    Gumby *

    Lot's of drunken Feeders,trying to steal pizza from little kids!
     
  6. cachsux

    cachsux Wah

    WTF do you mean "trying"?

    We succeed, buddy.
     
  7. Gumby

    Gumby *

    What Is he gonna shoot you with? Elephant gun?
     
  8. Crazy Diamond

    Crazy Diamond Robot Extraordinaire

    Yep
     
  9. bleedinbrown58

    bleedinbrown58 ahhh....the mouth breathers

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  10. oldngray

    oldngray nowhere special

    What about his Ding Dong?
     
  11. bleedinbrown58

    bleedinbrown58 ahhh....the mouth breathers

    Harpoon...it's a lot like whaling...lol
     
  12. Brownslave688

    Brownslave688 You want a toe? I can get you a toe.

    For $30 an hour you bet your sweet ass I'd do the armed security.
     
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  13. bleedinbrown58

    bleedinbrown58 ahhh....the mouth breathers

    You tell me...lol
     
  14. Gumby

    Gumby *

    $29.50 and free pizza and tokens?
     
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  15. Brownslave688

    Brownslave688 You want a toe? I can get you a toe.

    For $30 an hour I'd clean inde's socks.
     
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  16. bleedinbrown58

    bleedinbrown58 ahhh....the mouth breathers

    I told a friend of mine the other day...for 75k a year...I'd mop out nudie booths.
     
  17. Gumby

    Gumby *

    Careful what you say! He might just,take you up on that!
     
  18. Gumby

    Gumby *

    Clean up after your shift?...lmao
     
  19. bleedinbrown58

    bleedinbrown58 ahhh....the mouth breathers

    They're probably too far gone to clean...just stack em up like cordwood...lol
     
  20. cachsux

    cachsux Wah

    $30 an hour and Inde would have you dirty them.