let's try this again...what do/did you do for fun?

[trplnkl]

At my old center a couple great guys, jokesters, took out the video on safety we were about to see, and put a porno in. At a really fast moving part, if ya know what I mean. I know who did it, and never told. Everyone left laughing and chuckled for days. Even the center manager. And no accidents or injuries. It was nice seeing everyone laughing when leaving, and no one got all indignant and offended as today someone surely would. It was a joke. Nothing more.

Now that's funny.
Once, just once I was asked for a safety tip to end the PCM, before thinking it through I blurted out" Always use a condom!".... Everyone laughed, ...well except the center manager, He was no fun at all.

 

[Leftinbuilding]

Our carwashers get their kicks rolling those "heavy package" rolls of tape around the building. Our shop is at one end of the building, and one of our mechanics will invariably lay under a car, with his spread legs exposed to the rest of the building. A very inviting target and he just doesn't seem to learn.

 

[filthpig]

One Sunday I was working at the shop, cleaning an old preformed pond that I was getting ready to give to an elderly couple.

Anyway, the crap on the sides was on tight, so I used pot. permanganate. For those of you that are chemically challenged, when it mixes with water, it gets a deep dark purple look, then as the chemical is used up, it turns a dirty brown.

Anyway, on bare skin, it will give you the darkest tan, about 100 times what you could get in the sun. Actually makes your skin turn much darker than Obama's if you catch my drift.

Or doors to the managment offices has a small glass area, not very large at all. And all the sups desks face the door to where they can all see it.

Anyway, with the rest of me out of sight, I knocked on the door, and using the browned hand, flipped them a bird. OF course they ran outside trying to find the person that had flipped them off, and by that time, I had pocketed my hand.

I guess I could have been guilty of starting a racial incident..........But there was no one to be found that matched the description near the door.

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You are so racially insensitive. I'm appalled. I hope they fry you over it. H ha! What a hoot! good one dude!

 

[filthpig]

I run through the building with my schlong hanging out,peeing and screaming "It won't stop!!! Help me!!" Then when I stop peeing, I say "Oops. Sorry."

 

[Diegotron]

Call the PT Sup over and pretend to have about 15 misloads 6 -7 walls back. Watch em dig.

 

[longlunchguy]

Back i my preload days I worked atthe front of the belt. The guy who worked across from me is now my on road sup. We used to bust our asses keeping all pkgs for the guy at the other end of the belt in front of us. When we had a mountainous stack, we'd let 'em go and yell "BULK STOP"

 

[kwed95]

some good ones here.

Forgot one. When bulk drivers would come to my belt I would "go to the office" and unhook their carts. It was priceless to see their faces when it clinked. BTW, I would always help hook them back up. They would usually hold all of my bulk til the end to get even...pretty funny.