UPS and start at this time around then management rules and so on until P.A.S. system! Snow and wind tires don`t we all know. Anyway, 20 years down with 16 left in building then mechanic rides and lunch clock off? Teamsters until election next contract!
I took the liberty of running this thru an online english to pirate translator. While the result isn't much more coherent, it isn't much worse either:
UPS an' start at this time around then captainship rules an' so on until P.A.S. system!
Snow an' wind tires dasn't we all know. Anyway, 20 voyages down wi' 16 port in buildin' then
mechanic rides an' lunch clock off? Teamsters until election next contract!
The latin translator seemed to make things worse:
UPS quod satus nunc inter tunc procuratio sceptrum ita in insquequo
P.A.S. ratio Snow quod ventus defessus don`t nos totus teneo.
Usquam , 20 annus down per left in aedificium edificium tunc mechanic veho
quod prandium clock off? Teamsters insquequo desumo tunc pactum!
Pig Latin proved to be somewhat more understandable than simple latin:
UPSWAY andway artstay atway isthay imetay aroundway enthay
anagementmay ulesray andway osay onway untilway PAY.Away.SAY.
ystemsay! Owsnay andway indway irestay onday`tay eway allway
owknay. Anywayway, 20 earsyay ownday ithway 16 eftlay inway
uildingbay enthay echanicmay idesray andway unchlay ockclay
offway? Eamsterstay untilway electionway extnay ontractcay!
Mixed results with the ebonics translator:
UPS an' start at dis here tyme around then management rules an' so on
until P.A.S. system! Snow an' wind tires don`t we's all know.
Anyway, 20 years down wiff 16 left in building then mechanic rides
an' lunch clock off? Teamsters until election next contract! what 'chew thinking man?
I tried the english to morse code translator too, but there are probably only a few of you out there who can decipher. Here it is for those of you still on dial-up:
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Hope this helps.