Lottery Fever!

Discussion in 'UPS Discussions' started by Wally, Jan 7, 2016.

  1. Brownslave688

    Brownslave688 You want a toe? I can get you a toe.

    I’d say would you rather I spend $2 for a shot at 8 million or $2 for a shot at 300 million.

    The difference in odds is .000000001% or .00000001%. She’s good with math so she’d understand.
     
  2. Operational needs

    Operational needs Virescit Vulnere Virtus

    Why not do both?
     
  3. Brownslave688

    Brownslave688 You want a toe? I can get you a toe.

    Cause essentially you’re just pissing away $2 more for the chance at a lot less money.

    Why not just spend $4 and get yourself 2 tickets?


    If I told you the odds of winning were virtually the same between game a and b. Game a pays out $250. Game b pays out 250,000. Which one you gonna play?
     
  4. Wally

    Wally BrownCafe Innovator & King of Puns

    Oh sure, she will understand.

    LOL
     
  5. Operational needs

    Operational needs Virescit Vulnere Virtus

    I get what you’re saying but he has a point with being the only one in his center to not win.
     
  6. Brownslave688

    Brownslave688 You want a toe? I can get you a toe.

    That’s just peer pressure. What are we 12? Lol
     
  7. Wally

    Wally BrownCafe Innovator & King of Puns

    No need. His wife will "understand" why the others in the center are rich.... so unlike others...a true saint!
     
  8. Wally

    Wally BrownCafe Innovator & King of Puns

    You will be 12....feet under!
     
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  9. Wally

    Wally BrownCafe Innovator & King of Puns

    @burrheadd ,@MyTripisCut , @cosmo1
     
  10. burrheadd

    burrheadd KING Of GIFS

  11. Brownslave688

    Brownslave688 You want a toe? I can get you a toe.

    Thought your wife stuck to cleaning and the kitchen....you know women’s work.


    She shouldn’t be influencing your financial decisions.
     
  12. Wally

    Wally BrownCafe Innovator & King of Puns

    If she saw the center won and I stayed out? Forget about it. I'm dead! Lol
     
  13. Operational needs

    Operational needs Virescit Vulnere Virtus

    You know @Wally talks a good game. Lol.
     
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  14. Brownslave688

    Brownslave688 You want a toe? I can get you a toe.

    Guess we know who wears the pants
     
  15. Wally

    Wally BrownCafe Innovator & King of Puns

    You wife would understand if the center won and you stayed out?
     
  16. burrheadd

    burrheadd KING Of GIFS

    Relax @Wally i’am all in on this lottery deal
     
  17. Wally

    Wally BrownCafe Innovator & King of Puns

    This would make a great play! @Brownslave688 comes home and tells his wife that the Center won the jackpot and he's not in it! They both laugh and joke about not having to worry about $21 million!
     
  18. Brownslave688

    Brownslave688 You want a toe? I can get you a toe.

     
  19. MyTripisCut

    MyTripisCut Dumpster, INABAG

    I’m playing both. If the cost of a chance is relative to the lottery cost of a chance, say fifty cents, hell even for two dollars, I’ll take a shot at $250.
     
  20. Brownslave688

    Brownslave688 You want a toe? I can get you a toe.

    But why not take 2 chances at 250,000 since you have a choice