Message to new parents

Discussion in 'Life After Brown' started by Indecisi0n, Nov 28, 2019.

  1. Indecisi0n

    Indecisi0n Well-Known Member

    I know you think your baby is the cutest thing in the world but reality check, it's not . They all.look the same and they all do the same (eat,sleep,poop and annoy). We don't care that little johnny uttered a sound (not a word). We don't care that little Betty ate carrots today . It's your kid, you care AND ONLY YOU.
    No I don't want to hold it.
    No I don't want to take a picture with it.
    Get it off my expensive sofa and go home already.

    Happy Thanksgivings!
     
  2. Operational needs

    Operational needs Virescit Vulnere Virtus

    So-rry Grandpa! Lol
     
  3. rod

    rod #1 on Upstates "list"

    You are going to make a GREAT senior citizen.
     
  4. trickpony1

    trickpony1 Well-Known Member

    He'll be the old man who walks up and down the hallway of the senior living center naked.
     
  5. Indecisi0n

    Indecisi0n Well-Known Member

    As long as I keep things tight what's wrong with that?
     
  6. cosmo1

    cosmo1 Perhaps. Staff Member

    WTF triggered you tonight?
     
  7. Indecisi0n

    Indecisi0n Well-Known Member

    Family and my desire to stay as far away from babies as possible.
     
  8. cosmo1

    cosmo1 Perhaps. Staff Member

    No kids for you?
     
  9. MyTripisCut

    MyTripisCut Dumpster, INABAG

    Dudes can’t have kids with dudes....
     
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  10. Indecisi0n

    Indecisi0n Well-Known Member

    Maybe. I just need to figure out how to skip the annoying years. Can you legally adopt a 35 year old?
     
  11. sailfish

    sailfish Duke of Douschebaggery

    @rickyb's probably looking for a host.
     
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  12. cosmo1

    cosmo1 Perhaps. Staff Member

    Well........

    Didn't think about that. My bad.
     
  13. Indecisi0n

    Indecisi0n Well-Known Member

  14. cosmo1

    cosmo1 Perhaps. Staff Member

  15. Indecisi0n

    Indecisi0n Well-Known Member

    No. I wouldn't want to damage my o-ring giving birth . I heard it's never the same afterwards .
     
  16. rod

    rod #1 on Upstates "list"

    35 is a terrible year to adopt. At that age they are just entering their senior life. They are worse than babies.
     
  17. Indecisi0n

    Indecisi0n Well-Known Member

    But at least they don't poop themselves. Well unless you ask them to.
     
  18. rickyb

    rickyb Well-Known Member

    i am looking for a camper van
     
  19. BadIdeaGuy

    BadIdeaGuy Not mine, but it needed immortalizing.

     
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  20. Covemastah

    Covemastah And the Reign Of Terror Continues!! Pats # 6 !!!

    I’m shutting this thread down !!!