My phone is my best friend

[john chesney]

did u just insult urself

Yes I did. When you’re getting laid and have self confidence and not sneaking phones in your sandwich you can do this

 

[john chesney]

Sometimes I manage to sneak in my phone past the guards. You'd think their scanners and thorough searchers in our bags would work, but all I do is buy a mcchicken (plain) and put my phone in the sandwich and bam.. i'm in. UPS should hire me as an undercover agent to test the weak points of the guard shacks. Not to be funny, but we can't take any more risks with shootings, etc. They need to buckle down or pay the guards more

I never needed a phone that bad that I had to stick it my sandwich.

 

[john chesney]

Sometimes I manage to sneak in my phone past the guards. You'd think their scanners and thorough searchers in our bags would work, but all I do is buy a mcchicken (plain) and put my phone in the sandwich and bam.. i'm in. UPS should hire me as an undercover agent to test the weak points of the guard shacks. Not to be funny, but we can't take any more risks with shootings, etc. They need to buckle down or pay the guards more

I got a good idea how about ups treating us with respect and dignity and we don’t need to worry about someone going off the deep end

 

[Box Ox]

I never needed a phone that bad that I had to stick it my sandwich.

Gotta have something to record his work mommies with when they come to bail him out.

 

[Indecisi0n]

You need a haircut.

 

[john chesney]

Gotta have something to record his work mommies with when they come to bail him out.

One of the hardest parts about going to jail is remembering someone’s phone number to call to get bailed out. Everything is on the damn cell phone and you’re screwed

 

[Box Ox]

One of the hardest parts about going to jail is remembering someone’s phone number to call to get bailed out. Everything is on the damn cell phone and you’re screwed

Oh, I just meant when the workload piles up on him. He works faster when a mommy shows up.

There should be 1 female for every 1.5 men in the facility.

 

[Brownslave688]

Thought you was going to say that you shoved it up your ass to smuggle it in.

Too much room. It'd fall out

 

[Brownslave688]

One of the hardest parts about going to jail is remembering someone’s phone number to call to get bailed out. Everything is on the damn cell phone and you’re screwed

Been there....

 

[bbsam]

Thought you was going to say that you shoved it up your ass to smuggle it in.

How do you get it out?

the gay guy at work will get you in the locker room when you put your browns on

 

[Jkloc420]

You need a haircut.

you need a doctor excuse

 

[IVE GOTTA PACKAGE 4U]

Too much room. It'd fall out

BOOM!

 

[upschuck]

The thread title is really a sad situation.

 

[bbsam]

The thread title is really a sad situation.

Considering it’s creator, not unbelievable.

 

[eats packages]

have you ever asked for a cell phone sticker?
Honestly what theft-prone babysitting building does not allow cellphones... Is this policy just for him?

 

[eats packages]

how do you smuggle the phone back out?

 

[bleedinbrown58]

have you ever asked for a cell phone sticker?
Honestly what theft-prone babysitting building does not allow cellphones... Is this policy just for him?

Cach doesn’t for PTers unless you get a sticker and those are hard to come by or so i hear.

 

[john chesney]

how do you smuggle the phone back out?

The old jail wallet

 

[john chesney]

have you ever asked for a cell phone sticker?
Honestly what theft-prone babysitting building does not allow cellphones... Is this policy just for him?

I really think they keep a close eye on this guy and I don’t blame them. If I didn’t get laid I’d be dangerous no telling what I might do

 

[Wally]

Yes I did. When you’re getting laid and have self confidence and not sneaking phones in your sandwich you can do this

He ain't getting anything but his hairy palms.