My phone is my best friend

[Wally]

Sometimes I manage to sneak in my phone past the guards...

 

[john chesney]

Oh, I just meant when the workload piles up on him. He works faster when a mommy shows up.

There should be 1 female for every 1.5 men in the facility.

Oh ok. Well then my going to jail response can just be a public service announcement to always have a couple numbers memorized if you end up in jail. Keep your mouth shut no matter what happens in there. NEVER snitch, never disrespect anyone or let anyone disrespect you.My avatar name has been to prison several times including the infamous Mansfield reformatory.He was very close to me

 

[john chesney]

He ain't getting anything but his hairy palms.

No telling what I might do if I don’t get laid. I highly recommend a hooker for this guy. I’ll even throw in some retirement and 401 k money to save us all

 

[Wally]

Thought you was going to say that you shoved it up your ass to smuggle it in.

Lol!!!

 

[john chesney]

Oh, I just meant when the workload piles up on him. He works faster when a mommy shows up.

There should be 1 female for every 1.5 men in the facility.

It’s even better now that I read it and understand. Sorry lol

 

[Box Ox]

never disrespect anyone or let anyone disrespect you.

So if I end up in the slammer with @floridays , and we start calling each other poo poo heads, it's probably time to start sharpening our toothbrushes into shanks so we can stab it out?

 

[Wally]

So if I end up in the slammer with @floridays ,

 

[john chesney]

No if

So if I end up in the slammer with @floridays , and we start calling each other poo poo heads, it's probably time to start sharpening our toothbrushes into shanks so we can stab it out?

you call someone a poo poo head they probably going to think your nuts. You may be sucking the D though

 

[Indecisi0n]

I'm married, my hand is my best friend.

 

[Hazard]

How do you get it out?

He doesn't.

 

[Box Ox]

you call someone a poo poo head they probably going to think your nuts. You may be sucking the D though

Why? Does "poo poo head"......turn you on, ya big stud?

 

[BSWALKS]

I'm married, my hand is my best friend.

@Covemastah knows all about that

 

[Brown Biscuit]

Hubs don’t allow PTers to bring in cell phones? That is wild.

 

[Covemastah]

Who’s got time for sex or phone it’s baseball and lawn mowing season ,, much better !!

 

[oldngray]

Who’s got time for sex or phone it’s baseball and lawn mowing season ,, much better !!

 

[hehe xd]

Yes I did. When you’re getting laid and have self confidence and not sneaking phones in your sandwich you can do this

ur bragging about getting laid on a forum where 97.2% (i ran the statistics myself) of the members are male

 

[Heavy Package]

Sometimes I manage to sneak in my phone past the guards.

You're so sneaky, Sherlock friending Holmes

 

[542thruNthru]

ur bragging about getting laid on a forum where 97.2% (i ran the statistics myself) of the members are male

Well you don't brag about getting laid to women. They can gets some P* anytime they want.

 

[hehe xd]

Well you don't brag about getting laid to women. They can gets some P* anytime they want.

i guess insecurity is a 2 way road

 

[TheMachine]

Why is getting your phone past security a problem? I’m literally calling people as the dude is scanning me.