My phone is my best friend

[john chesney]

ur bragging about getting laid on a forum where 97.2% (i ran the statistics myself) of the members are male

Yes I’m bragging on this forum and every now and then giving some solid advice when possible. I like a good joke too preferably sexual in nature

 

[Eat Sleep Fish]

Sometimes I wish an EMP or solar flare would wipe out cell phones for a bit. I grew up with zero phones or computers. I could do without mine. I really could. Let these youngsters not have technology for a day and it would be pandemonium. Like the opening scene from Dawn of the Dead. Minus the zombies. I would LOVE to see these minnows freak the hell out.

 

[Rack em]

Sometimes I wish an EMP or solar flare would wipe out cell phones for a bit. I grew up with zero phones or computers. I could do without mine. I really could. Let these youngsters not have technology for a day and it would be pandemonium. Like the opening scene from Dawn of the Dead. Minus the zombies. I would LOVE to see these minnows freak the hell out.

I like your name

 

[hehe xd]

Why is getting your phone past security a problem? I’m literally calling people as the dude is scanning me.

i guess you're in management

 

[hehe xd]

Sometimes I wish an EMP or solar flare would wipe out cell phones for a bit. I grew up with zero phones or computers. I could do without mine. I really could. Let these youngsters not have technology for a day and it would be pandemonium. Like the opening scene from Dawn of the Dead. Minus the zombies. I would LOVE to see these minnows freak the hell out.

I can live without it, but why should I when it's there?

 

[Box Ox]

I can live without it, but why should I when it's there?

Because your phone is your best friend, per your thread title. That's not healthy.

And saying:

I can live without it, but why should I when it's there?

is acknowledging you're addicted. You're just saying "I can live without it" because you haven't had to. Talk is cheap. If you're sneaking your phone in via McChicken, you've got a problem.

 

[TheMachine]

i guess you're in management

Just a regular driver.

 

[hehe xd]

Because your phone is your best friend, per your thread title. That's not healthy.

And saying:



is acknowledging you're addicted. You're just saying "I can live without it" because you haven't had to. Talk is cheap. If you're sneaking your phone in via McChicken, you've got a problem.

I'm not sure how school was in the 40's, but, figurate language is a thing. You can't be friends with an intimate object

 

[Eat Sleep Fish]

How many mirrors do you have in your home? You really like putting your likeness as your avatar. Next week it will be you laying out by the pool or something just as silly.

 

[Box Ox]

figurate language is a thing

No it's not.

 

[hehe xd]

How many mirrors do you have in your home? You really like putting your likeness as your avatar. Next week it will be you laying out by the pool or something just as silly.

does your 70% body fat allow you to float

 

[Eat Sleep Fish]

does your 70% body fat allow you to float

No. My 25% body fat allows me to. ZING!!!

 

[Eat Sleep Fish]

You only have one look. Give us the Magnum. You can't do it.

 

[upschuck]

You only have one look. Give us the Magnum. You can't do it.