My sources are saying the Contract Pass overwhelmingly

Discussion in 'UPS Union Issues' started by Maple Grove MN Driver, Oct 1, 2018.

  1. Maple Grove MN Driver

    Maple Grove MN Driver Cocaine Mang!

    My sources with knowledge of the situation under condition of anonymity are telling me the Contract will be ratified.

    Sad sad day for the Union Membership.

    You guys got screwed
     
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  2. MyTripisCut

    MyTripisCut Dumpster, INABAG

    These the guys you buy your coke from?
     
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  3. Poop Head

    Poop Head Lovin' every minute of it!

    Bean hearing the same thing.
     
  4. iruhnman630

    iruhnman630 Well-Known Member

    Hillary will win easily.
     
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  5. iruhnman630

    iruhnman630 Well-Known Member

    I find it hard to believe nobody can see a live count
     
  6. Maple Grove MN Driver

    Maple Grove MN Driver Cocaine Mang!

    Nope.....my dealer works for Fedex
     
  7. KOG72

    KOG72 I’m full of it

    They sure do like sending me all of this vote yes junk mail.Sorry I voted NO!!!
     
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  8. KOG72

    KOG72 I’m full of it

    Bean????
     
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  9. scooby0048

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    Speaking of FDX, I couldn't stop laughing Sunday. I saw this cat with his ground truck backed up on the lawn of this house down the street from me. I was like WTF are they doing on the grass like that especially on a Sunday. I couldn't believe it but this dude was using his work truck to move out. There was sofas, fish tanks, TVs, milk crates full of crap, some shtty looking velvet paintings and a bunch of other crap. My wife reminded me that it was the end of the month so I guess he was only a renter.

    He didn't care about getting money back since he tore the hell outta that lawn. The best part was after he got done loading up some random boxes, him and his buddy just sat on the tail of the truck and sparked up a bone like it was nothing. Twenty minutes later he jumped in his FDX truck and bounced with all his junk.
     
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  10. burrheadd

    burrheadd KING Of GIFS

    Dude is livin the dream
     
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  11. PT Car Washer

    PT Car Washer Well-Known Member

    Sorry I lost my Ebonics dictionary. Could you translate that into English.
     
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  12. Poop Head

    Poop Head Lovin' every minute of it!

    Did I studd-d-dder?
     
  13. scooby0048

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    Racist much? Sorry but I'm about as white as your tighty whities. Didn't realize using three words like bounce, outta, and cat were too much for some old man to understand that he thinks it's Ebonics.

    Cat is man
    outta is out of
    and bounce is to leave


    Oh yeah a bone is a joint, weed, wacky tobbaccy, green, MJ, grass, herb and whatever the hell else it's called by whites, blacks, Asians, Mexicans, and any other person who so smokes it.
     
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  14. PT Car Washer

    PT Car Washer Well-Known Member

    Thank you for the language lesson.
     
  15. 542thruNthru

    542thruNthru Well-Known Member

    Well they are the magical fruit

    Had a PT sup fired for doing that.

    He actually did it 4 times. On the 4th he didn't realize the company had installed telematics since the last time. He actually didn't even know what telematics was.

    Took it Saturday and they were looking for the package car all day (one of those large box trucks). They looked it up and fired his butt.
     
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  16. zubenelgenubi

    zubenelgenubi Well-Known Member

    So no strike? Whew, I was worried...
     
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  17. Brown Biscuit

    Brown Biscuit Blind every day

    Fatty Doints
     
  18. Maple Grove MN Driver

    Maple Grove MN Driver Cocaine Mang!

    You cannot be serious?
    Playing the racist card?
    Are you a liberal or something?
     
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  19. sandwich

    sandwich The resident gearhead

    It's called the devils lettuce.
     
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  20. Just A UPS Guy

    Just A UPS Guy Active Member

    I believe Snoop Dizzle also refers to it as "the sticky-icky-icky" on occasion.
     
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