New 401k app blows

[ManInBrown]

Impossible to find performance. Very wonky. The old app was seamless and Empower took over the business more than a year ago I believe, so why change something that isn’t broke? Some cubicle donkey trying to justify his or her salary. Idiots

 

[Jkloc420]

Impossible to find performance. Very wonky. The old app was seamless and Empower took over the business more than a year ago I believe, so why change something that isn’t broke? Some cubicle donkey trying to justify his or her salary. Idiots

Yep and if you want to take any kind of loan you have to call in

 

[IVE GOTTA PACKAGE 4U]

Impossible to find performance. Very wonky. The old app was seamless and Empower took over the business more than a year ago I believe, so why change something that isn’t broke? Some cubicle donkey trying to justify his or her salary. Idiots

I agree with you
They must have gotten some help from the Orion team

 

[I have NOT been lurking]

Yep and if you want to take any kind of loan you have to call in

Gooby did this

 

[Jkloc420]

Gooby did this

Yep

 

[Thebrownblob]

Yep and if you want to take any kind of loan you have to call in

It’s gonna be embarrassing when you have to tell them about your gender reassignment surgery you need a loan for.

 

[IVE GOTTA PACKAGE 4U]

It’s gonna be embarrassing when you have to tell them about your gender reassignment surgery you need a loan for.

I heard yours got approved

 

[Jkloc420]

It’s gonna be embarrassing when you have to tell them about your gender reassignment surgery you need a loan for.

That's why I don't want to do paperwork

 

[Thebrownblob]

I heard yours got approved

Not yet

 

[Coldworld]

I heard yours got approved

Something like this??

Before and after….WTF?!?!?

 

[IVE GOTTA PACKAGE 4U]

Something like this??
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Before and after….WTF?!?!?

Pretty close

 

[Jkloc420]

Something like this??
View attachment 474131
Before and after….WTF?!?!?

Yep

 

[MECH-II]

What’s a 401k?

 

[Jkloc420]

What’s a 401k?

It is a list of 401 hores

 

[Thebrownblob]

What’s a 401k?

It’s part of the money your ex-wife gets half of when she leaves you for the poor boy

 

[anonymous23456]

Something like this??
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Before and after….WTF?!?!?

Fake news, Bro! It is more like this.

 

[Coldworld]

Pretty close

If she thinks the results are better than when she started then she needs her head checked. Damn

 

[nWo]

Yeah it's pretty ty. Crashes all the time.

 

[Pickles]

Yep and if you want to take any kind of loan you have to call in

It looks like there are some online withdrawal options now.

 

[IVE GOTTA PACKAGE 4U]

It looks like there are some online withdrawal options now.

There was nothing wrong with the old app

Now it's like the DIAD 6