New Hire Practices

[Over 70]

If you're too dumb to search on the topic, you'd be a great PT sup.

 

[Covemastah]

 

[Covemastah]

No words needed @cosmo1 !!
Lol

 

[haller]

Stop smoking dope RIGHT NOW.

 

[Jkloc420]

Does UPS Drug screen new hires and if so when do they do it. I know they have to do a background check and that usually takes up to 2 weeks so do they do it after that. BTW The position is a part-time supervisor

they wait until all the drugs are out of your system

 

[WinsiDildy]

Man your punctuation is like for the establishment man.

Ahem..

Man, your punctuation is, like, for the establishment, man.

Don't be a people when you insult people.

 

[burrheadd]

I don't need them I like them I love the feeling of sitting outside on a cool day watching the sunset smoking a bowl with some friends it's just awesome I have had to go without before and it didn't bother me any and it wouldn't bother me again but I am not gonna work myself to death for this made up system we are all forced to live in I am going to enjoy my life I make enough money to support myself and my family already but I would like some more and maybe if i like it i may switch jobs and go ups full time

Down with the man!!

 

[*Jersey*]

I don't need them I like them I love the feeling of sitting outside on a cool day watching the sunset smoking a bowl with some friends it's just awesome I have had to go without before and it didn't bother me any and it wouldn't bother me again but I am not gonna work myself to death for this made up system we are all forced to live in I am going to enjoy my life I make enough money to support myself and my family already but I would like some more and maybe if i like it i may switch jobs and go ups full time

You make it sound so simple lol.
They won't drug test you unless you roll in all high and start ing up.

 

[Oak]

You already failed the background check by posting here before you were hired.

 

[*Jersey*]

Which reminds me, some knuckle turned on the conveyor belt while a sup was trying to break a jam.
Very colorful conversation afterwards.
Knuckle is no longer there

 

[Indecisi0n]

My center manager did my drug test. I never knew they needed to feel the prostate during a drug exam.

 

[By The Book]

Which reminds me, some knuckle turned on the conveyor belt while a sup was trying to break a jam.
Very colorful conversation afterwards.
Knuckle is no longer there

Was the conveyor belt secured by the supervisor?

 

[HEFFERNAN]

If you have to ask if there's a drug test before signing up for a job, your drugs are apparently working more than you !!!!!

 

[Wally]

Does UPS Drug screen new hires and if so when do they do it. I know they have to do a background check and that usually takes up to 2 weeks so do they do it after that. BTW The position is a part-time supervisor

Drugs are illegal so why worry about a drug test?

 

[PT Car Washer]

Drugs are illegal so why worry about a drug test?

Not all drugs are illegal. Alcohol for one.

 

[Hellobrown2000]

Does UPS Drug screen new hires and if so when do they do it. I know they have to do a background check and that usually takes up to 2 weeks so do they do it after that. BTW The position is a part-time supervisor

Your a ing waste

 

[Poop Head]

Just show up high, what's the worst that could happen?

 

[BrownInTx]

If you really want the job, shave every inch of your body.

They don't mess with those wimpy urine tests for supervisors.

Take his word. The eyebrows should be shaved also. Just tell them you put too much lighter fluid on the bbq. You need this supervisor job. Most of us dream of being a supervisor.

 

[MC4YOU2]

"I am not gonna work myself to death for this made up system we are all forced to live in I am going to enjoy my life"

Drugs or no drugs, this is the absolute worst career choice possible with that mantra.

There is no position anywhere at UPS that allows for a Timothy Leary outlook.

Turn on, tune in, drop out.

Possibly consider as an alternative, a rewarding career in crisis counseling.

 

[trickpony1]

Not all drugs are illegal. Alcohol for one.

Nicotine, and the related carbon monoxide in cigarette smoke, is a drug that produces a euphoria that is not illegal.