You haven’t learned the difference between living the dream and a pipedream.
Then there's living a routine, unimpressive and inconsequential life such as yours is.
Now don't misunderstand me Old Falcon Fart. I and I'm sure many if not all of the contributors to this site would love nothing more than to be shocked and awed by the many unique and truly inspiring life experiences you're currently undertaking.
Trouble is.... there aren't any.
A golf club membership and a fishing license is only going to score you just so much action.
So what does this mean Old Falcon Fart?
It means that if you want to truly shock and awe us WITH your retirement, you're going to have to be willing to spend a hell of a lot more money ON your retirement.
Remember.... Money talks a bull feces walks.... And right now in terms of credibility your bs isn't just walking.. it's running in a mad dash out of here having run into a pretty large group of skeptical and astute individuals.