Random funny crap you witness during your day

Discussion in 'UPS Discussions' started by ColdHarvest, Dec 6, 2018.

  1. ColdHarvest

    ColdHarvest Member

    Was dropping off a resi, and this chick is jogging by.

    She waves and starts to say, "hello", but burps and farts at the same time.

    I almost fell down I was laughing so hard.
  2. over9five

    over9five Moderator Staff Member

    Was she hot?
  3. Elmo.goes.to.prom

    Elmo.goes.to.prom Active Member

    Most important question of the day.
  4. MECH-lift

    MECH-lift Union Brother

    Guy opened his door butt naked , I handed him his box like it was no big deal..
  5. Operational needs

    Operational needs Virescit Vulnere Virtus

    Was he hot?
    • Funny Funny x 11
    • Like Like x 1
    • List
  6. 542thruNthru

    542thruNthru Well-Known Member

    Well done!
    • Agree Agree x 3
    • Funny Funny x 1
    • List
  7. MECH-lift

    MECH-lift Union Brother

    He was more of a medium rare..
  8. 542thruNthru

    542thruNthru Well-Known Member

    Mmm that means he had lots of hot juice inside his meat.
  9. iruhnman630

    iruhnman630 Well-Known Member

    Sorting my 5000 shelf, I slid the packages down.

    When one fell and hit the floor, the toy inside said

  10. MECH-lift

    MECH-lift Union Brother

    Don’t get @Indecisi0n all excited
  11. Sissy Brown Short Shorts

    Sissy Brown Short Shorts Active Member

    A crossdresser opened his front door. Wearing a spaghetti strap tank top with a beard and no pants on with his dick out. Didn’t say a word to me. Left the package, called the boss and told him I’m never delivering there again
    • Funny Funny x 2
    • Like Like x 1
    • List
  12. Indecisi0n

    Indecisi0n Well-Known Member

    Not that there is anything wrong with that.
  13. 542thruNthru

    542thruNthru Well-Known Member

  14. rod

    rod retired and happy

    We had an old guy named Sweeny who would jump up and down on his couch in front of his picture window stark a-- necked when the UPS guy would drive up. We called him "DON"T LOOK--Sweeny".
  15. 9.5er

    9.5er Well-Known Member

    I walked into what I thought was a business to see two dudes watching porn together.
    • Funny Funny x 2
    • Beer Beer x 1
    • List
  16. Indecisi0n

    Indecisi0n Well-Known Member

    Why was that his nickname?
  17. ColdHarvest

    ColdHarvest Member

    Don't know why my post was moderated, but, no, she wasn't.
  18. rod

    rod retired and happy

  19. Old Man Jingles

    Old Man Jingles Rat out of a cage

    This use to be such a nice family site!
  20. Old Man Jingles

    Old Man Jingles Rat out of a cage

    Git ovah it!