Random funny crap you witness during your day

Discussion in 'UPS Discussions' started by ColdHarvest, Dec 6, 2018.

  1. ColdHarvest

    ColdHarvest Member

    Was dropping off a resi, and this chick is jogging by.

    She waves and starts to say, "hello", but burps and farts at the same time.

    I almost fell down I was laughing so hard.
  2. over9five

    over9five Moderator Staff Member

    Was she hot?
  3. Elmo.goes.to.prom

    Elmo.goes.to.prom Active Member

    Most important question of the day.
  4. MECH-lift

    MECH-lift Union Brother

    Guy opened his door butt naked , I handed him his box like it was no big deal..
  5. Operational needs

    Operational needs Virescit Vulnere Virtus

    Was he hot?
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  6. 542thruNthru

    542thruNthru Well-Known Member

    Well done!
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  7. MECH-lift

    MECH-lift Union Brother

    He was more of a medium rare..
  8. 542thruNthru

    542thruNthru Well-Known Member

    Mmm that means he had lots of hot juice inside his meat.
  9. iruhnman630

    iruhnman630 Well-Known Member

    Sorting my 5000 shelf, I slid the packages down.

    When one fell and hit the floor, the toy inside said

  10. MECH-lift

    MECH-lift Union Brother

    Don’t get @Indecisi0n all excited
  11. Sissy Brown Short Shorts

    Sissy Brown Short Shorts Active Member

    A crossdresser opened his front door. Wearing a spaghetti strap tank top with a beard and no pants on with his dick out. Didn’t say a word to me. Left the package, called the boss and told him I’m never delivering there again
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  12. Indecisi0n

    Indecisi0n Well-Known Member

    Not that there is anything wrong with that.
  13. 542thruNthru

    542thruNthru Well-Known Member

  14. rod

    rod #1 on Upstates "list"

    We had an old guy named Sweeny who would jump up and down on his couch in front of his picture window stark a-- necked when the UPS guy would drive up. We called him "DON"T LOOK--Sweeny".
  15. 9.5er

    9.5er Well-Known Member

    I walked into what I thought was a business to see two dudes watching porn together.
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  16. Indecisi0n

    Indecisi0n Well-Known Member

    Why was that his nickname?
  17. ColdHarvest

    ColdHarvest Member

    Don't know why my post was moderated, but, no, she wasn't.
  18. rod

    rod #1 on Upstates "list"

  19. Old Man Jingles

    Old Man Jingles Rat out of a cage

    This use to be such a nice family site!
  20. Old Man Jingles

    Old Man Jingles Rat out of a cage

    Git ovah it!