Random funny crap you witness during your day

ColdHarvest

Well-Known Member
Was dropping off a resi, and this chick is jogging by.

She waves and starts to say, "hello", but burps and farts at the same time.

I almost fell down I was laughing so hard.
 

Sissy Brown Short Shorts

Well-Known Member
A crossdresser opened his front door. Wearing a spaghetti strap tank top with a beard and no pants on with his dick out. Didn’t say a word to me. Left the package, called the boss and told him I’m never delivering there again
 

rod

Retired 22 years
A crossdresser opened his front door. Wearing a spaghetti strap tank top with a beard and no pants on with his dick out. Didn’t say a word to me. Left the package, called the boss and told him I’m never delivering there again

We had an old guy named Sweeny who would jump up and down on his couch in front of his picture window stark a-- necked when the UPS guy would drive up. We called him "DON"T LOOK--Sweeny".
 
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