Random funny crap you witness during your day

Netsua 3:16

AND THAT’S THE BOTTOM LINE
Walked up to a house a couple months ago with a signature required. Heard sex noises, peeked in the door and saw a dude watching porn on his big screen
NI1....
 

WTFm8

Well-Known Member
Pregnant lady trying to do yoga infront of her tv earlier this year.


2 jack russels bark at me... 1 mounts the other every damn time.
 

MyTripisCut

Never bought my own handtruck
I had a Sig required, rang the bell, looked through the window, saw the lady that lived there going down on the neighbors husband. She got up signed for the package with a wink and a smile!
 

Indecisi0n

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I have no choice lol... guys that ran out of hours where told if they didn’t come in today ..would be fired ... that was a direct quote ..probably not a good time 2 test the waters lol
I was told that before in package. My response was "So wait, you're telling me I can have more time off during December? I'll take it plus my back pay when I return". They weren't amused. Needless to say I didnt show up.
 

sikidiki

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was pulling into a resi house in the country and i saw a horse kick a guy in the head knocking his cowboy hat off, so he proceeded to pick up a bucket and throw it at the horse multiple times while the horse was running around bucking. Surprisingly the guy didnt get knocked out.
 

rickyb

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muslim guy at work fights with guy whos a little retarded, then sits in car and does no work, then goes to bathroom to pray, then works a bit :S
 

retiredTxfeeder

cap'n crunch
Had a lady who got deliveries about once a week. Rang her doorbell (sig required back then) No answer. She is always home, plus her car was in the driveway. They had a clear pane of glass that ran alongside their front door. I saw her vacuuming her living room in the nude. Rang the bell a few times and she heard it finally. Answered the front door wearing the same outfit. Signed and acted like nothing was amiss.
 

ManInBrown

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FedEx tractor trailer drivers are the most reckless drivers on the road. Every one of these idiots are hauling doubles and they’re all over the road. Riding right up peoples asses. High beaming drivers to get out of the way. I can’t believe there aren’t multiple fatalities every day involving these clowns.

Not funny but I still wanted to share.
 
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