Ring Of Fire - Anusol, Prep-H or Lidocaine 5% cream?

[soberups]

After bouncing around on my tractor for for hours for 4 or 5 days in a row my anus itches and bleeds.
I figured Feeder drivers would have some insight.
Have you tried any of these solutions or any others and which works best?

Try wiping your butt with a burlap potato sack soaked in rubbing alcohol.

I can guarantee that you won't notice the itching any longer.

 

[soberups]

 

[ZQXC]

Perhaps if you got a big-boy haircut, the "Deliverance" brothers from the next farm over wouldn't find that so enticing.

Problem solved.

 

[brown bomber]

glad I'm retired, and my azzzzzhole is intact, never did a BEN DOVER,...or a reach around

 

[Indecisi0n]

We should turn this into a picture thread.

 

[bleedinbrown58]

 

[Covemastah]

Didn't stop this guy from the Hall Of Fame,,,Shouldn't stop you from the Circle of Honor !! use the Prep H and the Prep H medical pad wipes !!! Drive on brother !!!

 

[UpstateNYUPSer(Ret)]

Didn't stop this guy from the Hall Of Fame,,,Shouldn't stop you from the Circle of Honor !! use the Prep H and the Prep H medical pad wipes !!! Drive on brother !!!
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I heard he just rubbed some pine tar on it and kept playing.

 

[Covemastah]

can you believe that was 30 yrs ago !!

 

[bleedinbrown58]

 

[UpstateNYUPSer(Ret)]

can you believe that was 30 yrs ago !!

As much as I dislike the Yankees, I have to give them credit for screwing with George. They didn't care at all about the rule----they just wanted to piss him off and boy did they succeed.

 

[bleedinbrown58]

I heard he just rubbed some pine tar on it and kept playing.

Kinda sounds like you on a Friday night...that's right...Rowdy blabbed!

 

[Indecisi0n]

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I wish they made multi vitamins like this.

 

[bleedinbrown58]

I wish they made multi vitamins like this.

Penis shaped vitamins? I think Flintstones makes them...lol

 

[oldngray]

Penis shaped vitamins? I think Flintstones makes them...lol
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And they're even chewable!

 

[IVE GOTTA PACKAGE 4U]

And they're even chewable!

And you know this,how?

 

[bleedinbrown58]

And they're even chewable!

I thought of that...but Inde seems like the type of guy who'd prefer...to swallow...lmao

 

[TooTechie]

This thread got ugly quick.

 

[Covemastah]

This thread got ugly quick.

few beahs and id do that !!!! ahhhh maybe not !!

 

[Indecisi0n]

And they're even chewable!

No need to chew when I can swallow multiples whole.