Rumors abound about another Buyout offer, May 2019

Discussion in 'UPS Partners' started by Fourscoreandzeroyears, Mar 25, 2019.

  1. Heard less than 2/3 of the eligible 2018 buyout candidates accepted. Compared to the fedex buyout offer ups should up the offer if they really want to reduce long term costs.
     
  2. Indecisi0n

    Indecisi0n Well-Known Member

    If they offered a buyout I think they would get A LOT of people to take it. Would be smart on their part in the long run.
     
  3. Poop Head

    Poop Head Troll

    I heard last time, they offered a handful of Rolos and a pack of toilet paper.
     
  4. elmo506

    elmo506 New Member

    The telling factor will be first quarter results and if all the Cost Cutting worked. If revenue forecasts are below plan you never know what the Human Capital Transformation Group will roll out
     
  5. Superteeth2478

    Superteeth2478 Active Member

    I'd take the handful of Rolos and run with it!
     
  6. gman042

    gman042 Been around the block a few times


    Except they’d have to give you an IOU for the toilet paper.....
    Cost cutting and all
     
  7. Superteeth2478

    Superteeth2478 Active Member

    I'll take it! As long as I eventually get my toilet paper...
     
  8. brownIEman

    brownIEman Well-Known Member

    I'd guesstimate the restricted toilet paper units would vest 6-8 weeks after the retro checks go out...
     
  9. Popeye

    Popeye Active Member

    That's not really how it works. Rather than up the offer, they will reduce the offer and up the heat under the :censored2: of the people they want to take it.
     
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  10. FrigidFTSup

    FrigidFTSup Resident Suit

    Most the guys left are paying alimony. Can’t afford to retire
     
  11. Old Man Jingles

    Old Man Jingles Rat out of a cage

    Cheaper to keep her.
     
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  12. FrigidFTSup

    FrigidFTSup Resident Suit

    And find ways to be an auditor or teach workshops
     
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  13. Lineandinitial

    Lineandinitial Active Member

    Get the F out however you can...
     
  14. brownIEman

    brownIEman Well-Known Member

    Beats working for a living...
     
  15. Indecisi0n

    Indecisi0n Well-Known Member

    I just got a buy out letter in the mail !
     
  16. Old Man Jingles

    Old Man Jingles Rat out of a cage

    From your wife!
     
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  17. 1989

    1989 Well-Known Member

    That was the “sorry, you’re just not worth enough to buy out” letter.
     
  18. UnconTROLLed

    UnconTROLLed perfection

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