WHAT !!!
Everyone needs incentives to reach their goals !?!?!
I think we should just be glad you work in a Fortune 500 company.
The type that can buy companies left and right then let them rot and die.
The kind that automatically gives the insurance company $1500 when you bump a basketball hoop in a driveway.
The few companies that makes you wear their uniform with pride but gets them made in the Far East if you can get replacements to begin with.
The company that will install millions of dollars in Telematics to 20 year old vehicles.
The type of company that will pay every driver 2 hours of overtime and bonus just to take out 1 car from the area.
This company is just like any other company, in the middle of hard times. Holding tight to their money. Making wise decisions to keep our futures bright. For that, I will voluntarily give up that tote bag on my 15 years of service coming up. Don't even bother with the certificate !! I don't need the certificate to remember the 15 years in my heart and soul.
BTW - Get those United Way certificates in to me so We can make corporate goals together.