Man,If we were in a bar right now and they were hot chicks we`d have a heck of an entertaining cat-fight right now.
Hey Hoaxter, to live up to my expectations, you ever hear this one?
The teacher asked little Johnny to use the word " definitely " in a sentence.
Little Johnny replies, "Teacher, do farts have lumps in them?"
The Teacher says, "Of course not Johnny,"
To which Johnny replies, "Then I have definitely my pants".
I don't know about dannyboy, but I've been told I'm quite a looker.....
see, its like this, i was pushing packages long before you were a wet spot in yo mammas pants (that ought to just kill sx?).
hmmmmm, call it a draw?
that would involve me legitimizing you. i don’t think so.
see, its like this, i was pushing packages long before you were a wet spot in yo mammas pants (that ought to just kill sx?).
i think you need to get that second job so you can quit being that deadbeat dad to your six kids. i know you cant figure out the difference between part time or full time. if you have time to sleep, you are part time.
btw, heard through the grapevine that 4 are not yours, but look like the fedex and dhl guys. must be tough keeping their kids up while they take home full paychecks?
besides, calling it a draw means that you think this has been some sort of competition between us. aint that like a fool, running around in circles real fast, and thinks he has crossed some sort of finish line before every one else.
hurry!!!!
your best bud!
d ps, find it yet?