Sorry, Sammy, but companies that depend on good customer service cannot have employees who could care less, something you don't understand over at Ground. If you could see the level of dysfunction at Express right now, you'd change your tune. Without your driver/slaves, Fred would be losing money. So, as long as the Ground plantation stay alive, so does Master Smith.
They can stick their burgers and BBQ straight where they belong. Your reach-around days are ending soon, because Fred's going to start wanting more of the "love" for himself.