Old Man Jingles
Rat out of a cage
Gra Dilseacht Cairdeas everyone.
Pee some green.
Pee some green.
St. Patrick's Day
- Thread starter moreluck
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rod
Retired 22 years
Old Man Jingles
Rat out of a cage
Best looking shirt in the sold out hall.
According to one of the ushers.
Smart is the man who appreciates the Grateful Dead.
floridays
Well-Known Member
Enjoy the show, his cousin had a bar, restaurant where i used to live, like em both, Sammy and Doug. Better take some Snuggle dryer static
, likely to be a lot of fur there.
floridays
Well-Known Member
@Monkey Butt Good show?
Old Man Jingles
Rat out of a cage
Yep!
Sambo was is fine form tonight.
His band is very talented and tight.
Therefore, a good night was had by all.
Almost !!
rod
Retired 22 years
Greenface is ok? Just checking. Aren't you afraid you'll get the Martians upset?
moreluck
golden ticket member
Q: What is out on the lawn all summer and is Irish?
A: Paddy O'Furniture!
Q: What do you call a fake stone in Ireland?
A: A sham rock.
Q: Why do people wear shamrocks on St. Patrick's Day?
A: Regular rocks are too heavy.
Q: Why can't you borrow money from a leprechaun?
A: Because they're always a little short.
Q: How did the Irish Jig get started?
A: Too much to drink and not enough restrooms!
Q: Why do leprechauns have pots o'gold?
A: They like to "go" first class!
A: Paddy O'Furniture!
Q: What do you call a fake stone in Ireland?
A: A sham rock.
Q: Why do people wear shamrocks on St. Patrick's Day?
A: Regular rocks are too heavy.
Q: Why can't you borrow money from a leprechaun?
A: Because they're always a little short.
Q: How did the Irish Jig get started?
A: Too much to drink and not enough restrooms!
Q: Why do leprechauns have pots o'gold?
A: They like to "go" first class!
moreluck
golden ticket member
Q: How can you tell if an Irishman is having a good time?
A: He's Dublin over with laughter!
Q: What would you get if you crossed Quasimodo with an Irish football player?
A: The Halfback of Notre Dame!
Q: What would you get if you crossed Christmas with St. Patrick's Day?
A: St. O'Claus!
Q: What does it mean when you find a horseshoe?
A: Some poor horse is going barefoot!
A: He's Dublin over with laughter!
Q: What would you get if you crossed Quasimodo with an Irish football player?
A: The Halfback of Notre Dame!
Q: What would you get if you crossed Christmas with St. Patrick's Day?
A: St. O'Claus!
Q: What does it mean when you find a horseshoe?
A: Some poor horse is going barefoot!
rod
Retired 22 years
May your neighbor
respect you,
Trouble neglect you,
The angels protect you,
And heaven accept you!!
I like Jimmy Dickens tost better.
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