The things customers say or do...

[realbrown1]

My mother has been telling me the same thing since I was 6 years old.

Why did it take her 6 years?

 

[Indecisi0n]

Why did it take her 6 years?

That's when she caught me half naked with the dog and a jar of peanut butter.

 

[bleedinbrown58]

That's when she caught me half naked with the dog and a jar of peanut butter.

That was last week.....

 

[Kicked Your Dog]

They tell me I have to go back send a message back over 9.5.

"Of course I'll go back. Tomorrow!"

 

[Kicked Your Dog]

Supe is riding along.....we have a small package to deliver to a car dealership. 5 salesmen are talking amongst themeselves.....one of the funny guys in the bunch says to us:
"It' takes TWO of you to deliver that small package?" Group laughs.
Supe replies "I see there are five of you guys....are you expecting a big rush of people coming in to buy cars?"

It takes 5 of you to scare away shoppers?