The UPS Survival "Twelve Step Recovery Program" Guide

Discussion in 'UPS Discussions' started by anonymous6, Oct 31, 2012.

  1. anonymous6

    anonymous6 Guest

    so many people have contacted me about my "Twelve Step Program" comment that I thought maybe we should start one.

    how about

    #1. Admit you have a problem.
  2. brownmonster

    brownmonster Man of Great Wisdom

    #2 Admit it's your problem and do something about it.
  3. over9five

    over9five Moderator Staff Member

    #3 Buy something alcoholic.
  4. trickpony1

    trickpony1 Well-Known Member

    #4. work through the love-hate-indifference continuum.

    The sooner you get to the indifference stage, the healthier you will be mentally and physically.
  5. brownmonster

    brownmonster Man of Great Wisdom

    #5 There are ways to avoid interaction with mgmnt. Ask around.
  6. Re-Raise

    Re-Raise Well-Known Member

    #6 Take a personal inventory of your break time and use it.
  7. ymelord

    ymelord Active Member

    #7 Buy more something alcoholic
  8. bumped

    bumped Well-Known Member

    Its always your fault
  9. jaker

    jaker trolling

    9 when in doubt call out sick
  10. Kman845

    Kman845 Member

    10. Make adjustments to changing conditions.
  11. serenity now

    serenity now Guest

    11. when there is a crisis: deny, name call, and assign blame
  12. htown0721

    htown0721 Guest

    12. if all else fails...grieve it
  13. spmoto

    spmoto New Member

    Learning to live a new life with a new code of behavior, IE the methods


    Help others who suffer from the same addiction by posting support on browncafe
  14. menotyou

    menotyou bella amicizia

    When all else fails, buy more alcohol.
  15. anonymous6

    anonymous6 Guest

    the only true recovery is retirement or death.
  16. brownmonster

    brownmonster Man of Great Wisdom

    With my luck it will be the same day.
  17. bluehdmc

    bluehdmc Well-Known Member

    It does help one forget, but when you sober up you still have the same problems and a hangover!:sick:
  18. cosmo1

    cosmo1 Now, a low life jack wagon, and still loving it.

    Try your best to have patience with 'customers' that come here looking for their packages.:devil3:
  19. Returntosender

    Returntosender Well-Known Member

    Medical marijuana makes it all go away.
  20. menotyou

    menotyou bella amicizia

    Problem solved! :rofl: