UPS "Big Data" and telematics.

[FrigidFTSup]

@BakerMayfield2018
Got life insurance?

He may not, but his wife does

 

[542thruNthru]

@BakerMayfield2018
Got life insurance?

With that gigantic noggin he should have been dead at 12 if that data is true.

 

[Wally]

With that gigantic noggin he should have been dead at 12 if that data is true.

????

 

[OrionsBitch]

Every over 70 and irregular reduces your life span by 12 seconds. Use a calculator bruh

Let's see your math.....bruh.....because that makes no sense. What if you count it as exercise? This helping build muscle, burn calories and give you a healthier life style. The only thing I've noticed about this job is that when people retire after long careers many if them are dead in a few years due to not moving and doing as much.

 

[Wally]

Let's see your math.....bruh.....because that makes no sense. What if you count it as exercise? This helping build muscle, burn calories and give you a healthier life style. The only thing I've noticed about this job is that when people retire after long careers many if them are dead in a few years due to not moving and doing as much.

And the daily pint of fire water doesn't help.

 

[Heffalump]

You’re even crazier than I am

Thats hard? Lol

 

[Heffalump]

What kind of personal data do you think UPS is retrieving from, or linking to telematics? And how?

Idk. You guys are the experienced experts.

The data we make money on isn’t the telematics, it’s the historical and typical day data for deliveries and PUs.

Yes this is what im getting at. You rely on drivers to checkpoint each stop so you guys can string it all together right?

 

[BSWALKS]

Telematics can pin down my life expectancy?

Yes. I'd say have a good weekend, but according to the telematics...

Rip

 

[dudebro]

With methods, of course. Im almost certain the ergonomics is not taylored for us to handle packages but more so for boxes to stay in place on a moving vehicle.

You give engineering advice like 3 time felons give legal advice.

 

[Poop Head]

Honestly, besides the wear and tear to soft tissue, this job adds life expectancy. Probably.

Soft tissues are for P*s

 

[clean hairy]

Do 12 ounce curls count as lifting weights?
Or does it only count when you get 16 oz curls?

 

[brownmonster]

Let's see your math.....bruh.....because that makes no sense. What if you count it as exercise? This helping build muscle, burn calories and give you a healthier life style. The only thing I've noticed about this job is that when people retire after long careers many if them are dead in a few years due to not moving and doing as much.

The retirees I see look healthier and happier.

 

[Coldworld]

Where did you get this data?

So every time I bench or do squats I'm shortening my life?

You lift bro???

 

[Coldworld]

Ups wishes they had the kind of “big data” that amazon and google have on all of us..if ups is now a technology company that have trucks them why do they keep ing up peak season???

 

[Been In Brown Too Long]

I've got news for you, that smart phone you drive around with in your pocket is generating far more useful personal data on you than anything UPS telematics could possibly generate on you.

Are you ditching your phone? Didn't think so. Stop worrying about UPS collecting your data.

 

[542thruNthru]

You lift bro???

All the time bruh!

 

[Operational needs]

All the time bruh!

Pictures for proof!

 

[542thruNthru]

Pictures for proof!

 

[Poop Head]

Are you ditching your phone?

Yes. I've stopped bringing my phone to work a while ago
It's great!

 

[Frankie's Friend]

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