UPS "Big Data" and telematics.

[Brownslave688]

@BakerMayfield2018
Got life insurance?

Preexisting condition. His intelligence (or lack thereof) makes him more susceptible to accidents.

 

[1BROWNWRENCH]

Yes. I'd say have a good weekend, but according to the telematics...

Rip

Yeah. Don't forget about that spy camera inside the monitor. Lol.

 

[BSWALKS]

Yeah. Don't forget about that spy camera inside the monitor. Lol.

Always cover that up.

 

[oldngray]

Always cover that up.

Just use the little piece of tape covering the check engine light

 

[Staydryitsraining]

More than you think! That magnet works great to trick the bulk head!

What is this you speak of?

 

[1BROWNWRENCH]

 

[Wally]

What is this you speak of?

The bulk head sensor may or may not work via the thing that looks like a magnet on the other side of the door. The magnet clip holding fake delivery notes on the other side, just by pure coincidence, lines up with the sensor when the door is open, which may or may not trick the sensor to stay in the door closed position.

 

[Wally]

@BakerMayfield2018
Got life insurance?

 

[1BROWNWRENCH]

The bulk head sensor may or may not work via the thing that looks like a magnet on the other side of the door. The magnet clip holding fake delivery notes on the other side, just by pure coincidence, lines up with the sensor when the door is open, which may or may not trick the sensor to stay in the door closed position.

The polarity needs to be correct and this sort of trickery leads to reports of the sensor malfunctioning from the office because it appears that the door never opens.
PLEASE don't do stuff like that.

 

[oldngray]

The polarity needs to be correct and this sort of trickery leads to reports of the sensor malfunctioning from the office because it appears that the door never opens.
PLEASE don't do stuff like that.

A piece of gum on the latch is easier anyway.

 

[Wally]

The polarity needs to be correct and this sort of trickery leads to reports of the sensor malfunctioning from the office because it appears that the door never opens.
PLEASE don't do stuff like that.

Lol. Never shows up on any report.

 

[1BROWNWRENCH]

Oh, it is visible, trust me.

 

[BSWALKS]

Yeah. Don't forget about that spy camera inside the monitor. Lol.

View attachment 222652

 

[542thruNthru]

Lol. Never shows up on any report.

Yes it does. It's just like buckling your seat belt and sitting on it. It shows up in a report that the seat belt was never once unbuckled.

 

[eats packages]

The polarity needs to be correct and this sort of trickery leads to reports of the sensor malfunctioning from the office because it appears that the door never opens.
PLEASE don't do stuff like that.

What do you mean? The mechanic reported that he "fixed" the door latch last week!

 

[Wally]

Oh, it is visible, trust me.

So why does the daily report never show any bulk head door events even if, oops?

 

[1BROWNWRENCH]

So why does the daily report never show any bulk head door events even if, oops?

Dunno, but I have seen auxiliaries cycle on/off on the supervisors desktop. Had some smart guy buckling his seatbelt behind himself. Supervisor went out and busted him on route after I told her what I was seeing with his PC.

 

[zubenelgenubi]

What kind of personal data do you think UPS is retrieving from, or linking to telematics? And how?

Fit bit app?

 

[Wally]

Dunno, but I have seen auxiliaries cycle on/off on the supervisors desktop. Had some smart guy buckling his seatbelt behind himself. Supervisor went out and busted him on route after I told her what I was seeing with his PC.

You narc!

 

[1BROWNWRENCH]

You narc!

This guy had it coming. He's a screwup, harasser on route, a slob and a thief.