Ups hired a convicted cho mo

Discussion in 'UPS Discussions' started by Mr.Blonde, Jul 18, 2019.

  1. Mr.Blonde

    Mr.Blonde Member

    At my center they hired a two time convicted child molester and now they have this piece of :censored2: jumping. I thought ups had standards. What if he wants to drive and now he gets a priority on a route since hes not allowed around schools,playgrounds, etc...
     
  2. BestMgrEver

    BestMgrEver Hot girl summer

    We hire murderers and sex offenders. We won't put one on the road. The end, thread closed.
     
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  3. Poop Head

    Poop Head Lovin' every minute of it!

    Hard to deliver packages with two busted kneecaps
     
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  4. I have been lurking

    I have been lurking Why does Tuesday come so fast?

    Is there a farm route where he gets the Mr. Hands painful end?
     
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  5. Indecisi0n

    Indecisi0n Well-Known Member

    One good thing is he probably always has candy on him to share.
     
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  6. UnconTROLLed

    UnconTROLLed perfection

    Yes we have a chomo two-time offender in our bldg...at one point he was a FT driver, too.
     
  7. RDL

    RDL Member

    Of course we do. And they usually get put in non-customer-facing positions like supervisor so that they can transition into online keyboard beeyatches such as yourself and no longer be menaces to their societies. A successful reform indeed. :sailor:
     
  8. Mr.Blonde

    Mr.Blonde Member

    That was my initial thought when he decided when threads end. A little defensive.

     
  9. dudebro

    dudebro Well-Known Member

    They have to work somewhere. Do you really think loading trucks when it’s 100 degrees is a plum job?
     
  10. Mr.Blonde

    Mr.Blonde Member

    They need a job where they turn big rocks into tiny rocks
     
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  11. RDL

    RDL Member

    I suppose one could say that’s what they do at UPS—chipping away at the 53’ cardboard monoliths that show up on docks en masse.
     
  12. H.E. Pennypacker

    H.E. Pennypacker Mmm, Mombasa!

    Prolly sings a nice jolly tune while delivering to the schools that cheers all the youngins up!
     
  13. Jackburton

    Jackburton Gone Fish'n

    Good news, you gotta be 18+ to work at UPS so you should all be safe around him.
     
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  14. RDL

    RDL Member

    Reasoning would dictate that, but not actually so. I knew a few people who were 17 years old that worked on the inside. I suppose the good thing is at least a 17 year old can give consent before it becomes rape though, right?
     
  15. The Driver

    The Driver I drive.

    Ask @Indecisi0n
     
  16. RDL

    RDL Member

    I would but I’m sure he’s on gag order. :raspberry-tounge:
     
  17. Mr.Blonde

    Mr.Blonde Member

    He doesn’t deserve that. Thats for people who have the good stuff like coke and coke.
     
  18. I have been lurking

    I have been lurking Why does Tuesday come so fast?

    He's a catcher tho
     
  19. Indecisi0n

    Indecisi0n Well-Known Member

    Hey gurllllll......boyyyyyyy
     
  20. I have been lurking

    I have been lurking Why does Tuesday come so fast?

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