UPS Slogans of the past?

[ibleedbrown]

Today we have "we love logistics", before that it was "what can brown do for you" and "moving at the speed of business". what were some of the old school slogans UPS used to use, or better yet what should be our new slogan? lol

 

[ibleedbrown]

for some reason, "we run the tightest ship in the business" rings a bell...

 

[brownmonster]

The delivery company more companies count on.

 

[cachsux]

I believe the oldest was "Get out there and make service on our customers packages or I`m going with the trained monkey option!" ~Jim Casey

Our new one should be " United Parcel.......what does the S stand for?"

 

[Anonymous 10]

Ups We will get it there. Some days in the morning. Some days in the afternoon. You can count on us.

 

[outta hours]

UPS

Ur Pkg is Somewhere

 

[badpal.]

I still happen to like United Package Smashers myself....just sayin

 

[bluehdmc]

Or Usually Pretty Stupid

I've learned it also the Tightest **s Ship in the Shipping Business

 

[Brownsfan]

Bushiness deliveries rock, residential does not.

 

[menotyou]

U People Suck?

 

[stealth8]

United Pot Smokers New slogan: "Overnight even if it takes a week!"

 

[Anonymous 10]

We want your business just give our sales department five week to get right back too you.

 

[hurricanegunner]

You paid your shipping charge. It was very large. Now we're going to cut some routes and screw you.

 

[idrivethetruck]

Current UPS slogan?

"Running our employees into the ground...All in the name of corporate greed!"

 

[Indecisi0n]

UPS pronounced"You pay us."

 

[moreluck]

Oops, wrong company!

 

[moreluck]

Synchronizing the World of Commerce.

 

[bluehdmc]

I really think UPS misses the boat with their slogans and advertising. Before I came to work here I needed something shipped overnite to Hawaii, I went to the competition because "It absolutely had to be there overnight" actually they didn't get it there until the 2nd day. (Overnight would have meant the delivery on Christmas, they didn't say it would have cost me more or anything, just basically they would try but it might be the next day.)

I was sorta vaguely aware UPS shipped overnight but it wasn't conscious.


Even their trailers have the logo on the back, in reflective colors ours are just painted gray. This helps keeps your name out in front of people. (Literally if your following one of our feeders.)

 

[trickpony1]

"if it ain't air we don't care."

 

[brownedout]

Synchronizing the World of Commerce.

Aww, ya beat me to it more. About Synchronizing the World of Commerce; How about we synchronize one load in one truck at one center, then worry about the world?