UPS Slogans of the past?

Discussion in 'UPS Discussions' started by ibleedbrown, Jul 22, 2011.

  1. ibleedbrown

    ibleedbrown Active Member

    Today we have "we love logistics", before that it was "what can brown do for you" and "moving at the speed of business". what were some of the old school slogans UPS used to use, or better yet what should be our new slogan? lol
  2. ibleedbrown

    ibleedbrown Active Member

    for some reason, "we run the tightest ship in the business" rings a bell...
  3. brownmonster

    brownmonster Man of Great Wisdom

    The delivery company more companies count on.
  4. cachsux

    cachsux Wah

    I believe the oldest was "Get out there and make service on our customers packages or I`m going with the trained monkey option!" ~Jim Casey

    Our new one should be " United Parcel.......what does the S stand for?"
  5. Anonymous 10

    Anonymous 10 Guest

    Ups We will get it there. Some days in the morning. Some days in the afternoon. You can count on us.
  6. outta hours

    outta hours Active Member


    Ur Pkg is Somewhere
  7. badpal.

    badpal. avoiding brown kool-aid

    I still happen to like United Package Smashers myself....just sayin
  8. bluehdmc

    bluehdmc Well-Known Member

    Or Usually Pretty Stupid

    I've learned it also the Tightest **s Ship in the Shipping Business
  9. Brownsfan

    Brownsfan Active Member

    Bushiness deliveries rock, residential does not.
  10. menotyou

    menotyou bella amicizia

    U People Suck?
  11. stealth8

    stealth8 Active Member

    United Pot Smokers New slogan: "Overnight even if it takes a week!"
  12. Anonymous 10

    Anonymous 10 Guest

    We want your business just give our sales department five week to get right back too you.
  13. hurricanegunner

    hurricanegunner UPSPoop

    You paid your shipping charge. It was very large. Now we're going to cut some routes and screw you.
  14. idrivethetruck

    idrivethetruck Slow & steady wins the race.

    Current UPS slogan?

    "Running our employees into the ground...All in the name of corporate greed!"
  15. Indecisi0n

    Indecisi0n Well-Known Member

    UPS pronounced"You pay us."
  16. moreluck

    moreluck golden ticket member

    Oops, wrong company!
  17. moreluck

    moreluck golden ticket member

    Synchronizing the World of Commerce.
  18. bluehdmc

    bluehdmc Well-Known Member

    I really think UPS misses the boat with their slogans and advertising. Before I came to work here I needed something shipped overnite to Hawaii, I went to the competition because "It absolutely had to be there overnight" actually they didn't get it there until the 2nd day. (Overnight would have meant the delivery on Christmas, they didn't say it would have cost me more or anything, just basically they would try but it might be the next day.)

    I was sorta vaguely aware UPS shipped overnight but it wasn't conscious.

    Even their trailers have the logo on the back, in reflective colors ours are just painted gray. This helps keeps your name out in front of people. (Literally if your following one of our feeders.)
  19. trickpony1

    trickpony1 Well-Known Member

    "if it ain't air we don't care."
  20. brownedout

    brownedout New Member

    Aww, ya beat me to it more. About Synchronizing the World of Commerce; How about we synchronize one load in one truck at one center, then worry about the world?