Urine bottles

Discussion in 'UPS Discussions' started by gbpackman29, Feb 26, 2015.

  1. gbpackman29

    gbpackman29 Member

    Is it that hard to dispose of your urine instead of leaving it for the next guy? I remember a few years ago I take out a spare route, get to first stop pop the bulkhead door, get hit with this awful smell. It was a hot, humid summer day. After a few stops I discover the origin of the putrid odor...a box had crashed down onto a full piss bottle and exploded. Even worse was one morning a full piss bottle that a driver threw out of truck, run over by another truck pulling out of spot and spraying a few bystanders, couple drivers and a supervisor. I will admit I couldn't help but laugh...
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  2. ChrisTheBrown

    ChrisTheBrown Active Member

    Wow that's hilarious...At least something good came out of that after all :-D
  3. standtall

    standtall You can't hurt my feelings, I left them at home.

    Solo nasty.
  4. Indecisi0n

    Indecisi0n Well-Known Member

    That's hot.

    BSWALKS I Wanna Be Sedated

    R. Kelly would agree.
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  6. Wally

    Wally Hailing from Parts Unknown.

    You leave it in my truck and we have a problem. I know a guy who got put on notice for this. A female driver complained and things hit the fan.
  7. Lead Belly

    Lead Belly BANNED

    That's a golden shower.
  8. 9.5er

    9.5er Well-Known Member

    Few years ago some one :censored2: in a dr bag and tied it up. Left it in the truck. Next day preload loaded right on top of it. Had several wet boxes when I got to my first stop.
    I just don't understand why some drivers can't clean up after themselves.
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  9. standtall

    standtall You can't hurt my feelings, I left them at home.

    She was just jealous because she can't aim to hit a bottle.
  10. oldngray

    oldngray nowhere special

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  11. Lead Belly

    Lead Belly BANNED

    My local news paper did an article on urine bottles being thrown out windows on highways and rural roads. I guess when they cut that grass every 3 or 4 weeks they can't see the bottles and the drivers were getting sprayed. Also kids who were in dh or were doing community service were picking up the ones with mounted dew bottles and drinking them. Hilarious
  12. Indecisi0n

    Indecisi0n Well-Known Member

    Sometimes I bring them home with me.
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  13. Lead Belly

    Lead Belly BANNED

    Runners only care about themselves.
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  14. joeboodog

    joeboodog good people drink good beer

    I can understand using a bottle in an emergency situation but saving them like trophies is just gross. Dump it out, discard bottle.
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  15. standtall

    standtall You can't hurt my feelings, I left them at home.

    You must save it, in case you need an emergency drink later. Ewwwwww!
  16. brownmonster

    brownmonster Man of Great Wisdom

    I just pee out the door. Unfortunately I no longer have enough pressure to clear the lower step.
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  17. Indecisi0n

    Indecisi0n Well-Known Member

    Any pictures?
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  18. over9five

    over9five Moderator Staff Member

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  19. retiredTxfeeder

    retiredTxfeeder cap'n crunch

    I had a pretty good mix of business vs. residential, so I had bathrooms available most of the time. In emergencies, I'd use a Gatorade bottle. I drank several bottles of gatorade a day. I would dump it immediately and throw the bottle away When I got back to the building, along with whatever trash I accumulated during the workday.
  20. OPTION3

    OPTION3 Well-Known Member

    I had a very rural package route....200+ miles per day.....I drove to the nearest fire station or country store whenever I had to go. I got PAID for the drive and to wash my hands....corner cutters crack me up