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[over9five]

Scientists Propose One Way Trip To Mars

Would you go? No hope of ever returning. What would you bring?

What if you could bring your favorite SO? Your main job would be.... ahem.....procreation.

And of course..... You'd be famous! A pioneer! You'd live forever in history books!

 

[cosmictrucker]

I would go, but not for fame or glory.

 

[klein]

Let me see :

Got no job, no relatives in the city, no kids, no wife.
So, sure, I'll go.

I'll need a sound system (even if it's just an mp3 player), plenty of beer, or atleast hops and barley plants.
Instead of Mars Bars, I'll create Mars Brew !

 

[edd_tv]

you could open your own Mars Bar

itd be outta this world

cheezey i know

 

[Anonymous 10]

NO

 

[scratch]

Not interested in a one way trip. I have a job, relatives, two sons, and a wife. I don't need beer to have a good time, so thats not a problem. While this trip would be a great adventure, it will be a lot of hard work to set up a home base and be able to survive with very little. Fame? Who cares, you will never see the people or anything else that you leave behind on Earth.

 

[fethrs]

Nope, not me, doesn't appeal to me one bit. There is too much here on earth I want to see, including a road trip to another state to meet some bcers and see a football game. It's not much, but to me it's better than going to Mars!

 

[pickup]

I would definitely go. I always wanted to see the face and pyramids on Mars(http://crystalinks.com/faceonmars.html) .

Of course, they would never let me go as most of the astronauts in the U.S. space program have been masons, high ranking ones that have proven they can keep secrets. The few that weren't masons were picked based on hypnotic suggestibility tests so that once they are "debriefed", they are unable to tell of what they have seen while up in space.

Is that close to what you were expecting from me, fets?

 

[moreluck]

...."most of the astronauts in the U.S. space program have been masons..."

And next in line will be all the Scientologists. No return trip planned!

 

[pickup]

...."most of the astronauts in the U.S. space program have been masons..."

And next in line will be all the Scientologists. No return trip planned!

battleground earth, an epic blockbuster movie based on a book by that best selling author. Mr. Hubbard. Well done, more!

 

[moreluck]

It's Battlefield Earth...
http://rogerebert.suntimes.com/apps/pbcs.dll/article?AID=/20000512/REVIEWS/5120301/1023

 

[pickup]

It's Battlefield Earth...
http://rogerebert.suntimes.com/apps/pbcs.dll/article?AID=/20000512/REVIEWS/5120301/1023

Battlefield earth,yes I realized that was the correct title after my nap but I was joking about it being a blockbuster movie. As Roger Ebert pointed out, it was an absolutely terrible movie.

 

[fethrs]

Is that close to what you were expecting from me, fets?

Very nice Master.

I am surprised though, I though you would be familiar with the face and the pyramids....home planet must not be Mars...which one is it?

 

[pickup]

Very nice Master.

I am surprised though, I though you would be familiar with the face and the pyramids....home planet must not be Mars...which one is it?

home is where one is.

 

[fethrs]

home is where one is.

Home is earth.

 

[moreluck]

Nanoo! Nanoo!

 

[fethrs]

Nanoo! Nanoo!

More is from Ork?
Did I miss something?

 

[pickup]

Home is earth.

And where ever your feet may be planted, may your head should always be in the stars.

 

[pickup]

Nanoo! Nanoo!

Quiet , you!

 

[UpstateNYUPSer(Ret)]

Quiet , you!

If it were only that easy...