Wearing Shorts to Work - Preload

[Brownslave688]

You too?!?

Gotta admit I’ve only seen 2 decent broads in my time here.

But hey that’s a moose knuckle I ain’t seen before.

 

[Yeet]

As long as your hooha isnt flapping in the wind you are good.

That reminds me of a video I can’t post here.

 

[542thruNthru]

Gotta admit I’ve only seen 2 decent broads in my time here.

But hey that’s a moose knuckle I ain’t seen before.

Well it is Missouri. They ain't exactly known for their pretty women. I can see why you would be up for anything with a pulse.

 

[Brownslave688]

That reminds me of a video I can’t post here.

 

[11.19igrad]

I was hired in November and have only worked UPS during the colder months...now, it's hot as balls and I want to start wearing shorts to work. But I know they have restrictions about shorts being knee-length..?
What about for females? Any female preload out there with suggestions for good shorts to wear?

Wear exactly what u want. They are lucky to have you

 

[542thruNthru]

Wear exactly what u want. They are lucky to have you

Yep, make sure you say that at your panel.

 

[IVE GOTTA PACKAGE 4U]

Wear exactly what u want. They are lucky to have you

I bet they know how to use the handbrake...

 

[11.19igrad]

I bet they know how to use the handbrake...

Oooohhhh burnnnnnn

 

[MyTripisCut]

Oooohhhh burnnnnnn

My man.

 

[IVE GOTTA PACKAGE 4U]

My man.

Get off the tip....

 

[AwashBwashCwash]

The guy at my old hub used to scan smalls while shirtless

 

[H.E. Pennypacker]

spandex is always the best work attire

This is how I work in the sweltering months.

 

[burrheadd]

This is how I work in the sweltering months.
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you in Reno?

 

[H.E. Pennypacker]

you in Reno?

I was, had to leave. My male superior kept sexually harassing me.

 

[BrownSnowFlake]

You guys have been hub-notized. You're seeing 7s and 8s when they are really 2s and 3s.... no thank you.

Any female in the hub gets an automatic +4 bonus

 

[IVE GOTTA PACKAGE 4U]

Any female in the hub gets an automatic +4 bonus

+6 on twilight shift?

 

[BrownSnowFlake]

I haven't seen any of the other female preloaders wear shorts yet - only drivers, and of course, that's a uniform so...I was planning on waiting until another female wore shorts so I could get an idea what to wear. I don't want to look like a fool.

I’ve seen dudes come in wearing pajamas or jeans so raggedy their underwear shows through. Whatever you wear is going to get filthy, stained black / brown, and a few holes torn in it when you snag on a chute or roller line.

You’re probably overthinking this.

 

[Hot Carl]

Yes. You can wear shorts. Preferably gym shorts. Something you don't mind ruining.

 

[Est.1998]

I haven't seen any of the other female preloaders wear shorts yet - only drivers, and of course, that's a uniform so...I was planning on waiting until another female wore shorts so I could get an idea what to wear. I don't want to look like a fool.

girls at my hub wear basketball shorts, yoga pants, jean shorts that definitely are above the knee, and joggers. it's ups, as long as you don't look like a street walker, no one cares what you wear to throw boxes.

 

[Indecisi0n]

@rod use to wear shorts but as he got older people kept complaining about his balls falling out the bottom of his shorts.