What will I get on my 1 year anniversary?

[WorknLateHuh]

**attempting to steer this out of control ship back on course

Well, if you are a driver, you get 15 extra stops

 

[fedx]

I didn't get anything.
My wife picked out a fresh water pearl necklace

You could have given her your own homemade pearl necklace for free. : )

 

[Catatonic]

you'll get to order some of these...

• Sort-of like a Hershey's kiss, only it's an anus

 

[1BROWNWRENCH]

You get to come to work tomorrow.

 

[1BROWNWRENCH]

At 20 years I get a fifth week.

 

[Catatonic]

At 20 years I get a fifth week.

At 40 years, I got 52 weeks per year!

 

[1BROWNWRENCH]

My pension goes on vacation in 2038

 

[dookie stain]

Despaaaaacito down in pierto ricooooooo

 

[Operational needs]

Despaaaaacito down in pierto ricooooooo

That's my new favorite song right now.

 

[BSWALKS]

A cake?
A big banner with my name across the parking lot?
A HJ?



Or just a "hey speed it up, a-hole"?

Maybe they'll all chip in and get you some new mower blades.

 

[Operational needs]

A cake?
A big banner with my name across the parking lot?
A HJ?



Or just a "hey speed it up, a-hole"?

 

[dookie stain]

That's my new favorite song right now.

Justin banderos can sing but I still hate him

 

[Super Powers]

An extra 20 stop split and somebody's metro to cover.