Whitney Houston dies aged 48

menotyou

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To the horror of the survivors of fallen heroes, New Jersey Governor Chris “Crispy Cream” Christie decreed that flags be flown at half staff in his state today in honor of a drug-addicted pop star evidently done in by her degenerate lifestyle. It’s an apparent effort to pander to black voters, in hopes of getting more than 5% of them not to vote socialist.
Christie even had a special Whitney Houston flagpole created.


She smoked crack out of a bong?
 

UpstateNYUPSer(Ret)

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Comedy writers never slow down to grieve..............

There's going to be a huge line at Whitneys funeral next week.
Better get there early or it'll be gone.

What does Bobby Brown and the 2005 World Series Chicago WhiteSox have in common? They both beat the :censored2: outta Houston.


What's the difference between Whitney Houston and Amy Winehouse?
Not quite seven months.

Props: Whitney Houston is 6 days sober...and counting. (my favorite)


Whitney Houston won an impressive 6 grammy's in 14 years.
Slightly less impressive was her attempt at 6 grams in 14 minutes .


Whitney Houston apparently discovered that there IS a mountain high enough.


Police found an old black bag full of drugs submerged in a bathtub at the Beverly Hilton. Turns out it was Whitney Houston...

Inappropriate.
 

cheryl

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I feel bad for her family. Her death made me think of this video from Craig Ferguson's show back when Brittany Spears was self destructing in front of the entire world.

[video=youtube;kJ-kW0bgPHY]http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=kJ-kW0bgPHY[/video]
 

UpstateNYUPSer(Ret)

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So, you read the first one, decided it was totally inappropriate, and quit reading altogether???.......yeah, right!

No, I read all of them and as I read each one it affirmed my opinion of you.

Let me quote "your favorite"--Whitney Houston is 6 days sober--and counting.

I bet you privately cheered on the Marines who pissed on the corpses.

Pathetic.
 

UpstateNYUPSer(Ret)

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When I was dating my now ex-wife we both were taking night classes at the local community college. One night we got there a bit early and smoked some pot out of a toilet paper roll--it sure made philosophy class much more interesting.
 

menotyou

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When I was dating my now ex-wife we both were taking night classes at the local community college. One night we got there a bit early and smoked some pot out of a toilet paper roll--it sure made philosophy class much more interesting.
My mother always wondered where they went. It didn't help my sister was also a fan of their other uses. :wink2:
 

Babagounj

Strength through joy
WHITNEY Houston has her own 24-hour armed bodyguard to protect her jewellery-filled gold coffin from grave robbers.


Fears that ghouls will plunder her resting place were triggered after it was revealed she was buried wearing up to £300,000 of jewels and designer clothes.


The singer, who died a fortnight ago in her LA hotel room after a drugs and booze binge, lies in a gold-lined coffin worth tens of thousands of pounds.


She is draped in a purple gown and also wears a diamond brooch and earrings and a pair of glittering gold slippers.


But the treasure-filled casket has caused alarm among the star’s family and friends.


And now minders have been ordered to watch over her grave-side at Fairview Cemetery in Newark, New Jersey.

Daily Star: Simply The Best 7 Days A Week :: News :: WHITNEY GRAVE ROBBERS
 

rod

Retired 22 years
WHITNEY Houston has her own 24-hour armed bodyguard to protect her jewellery-filled gold coffin from grave robbers.


Fears that ghouls will plunder her resting place were triggered after it was revealed she was buried wearing up to £300,000 of jewels and designer clothes.


The singer, who died a fortnight ago in her LA hotel room after a drugs and booze binge, lies in a gold-lined coffin worth tens of thousands of pounds.


She is draped in a purple gown and also wears a diamond brooch and earrings and a pair of glittering gold slippers.


But the treasure-filled casket has caused alarm among the star’s family and friends.


And now minders have been ordered to watch over her grave-side at Fairview Cemetery in Newark, New Jersey.

Daily Star: Simply The Best 7 Days A Week :: News :: WHITNEY GRAVE ROBBERS



How stupid can the family be. Why would you bury someone with all that stuff? I can see leaving a wedding ring on (if the person had been married) but all other jewelry should be removed before the lid is closed or the person is sent to cremation. I guess maybe a Mothers ring could be left on also. I bet the moticians really have Houstons stuff.
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Just_another_day_at_work

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How stupid can the family be. Why would you bury someone with all that stuff? I can see leaving a wedding ring on (if the person had been married) but all other jewelry should be removed before the lid is closed or the person is sent to cremation. I guess maybe a Mothers ring could be left on also. I bet the moticians really have Houstons stuff.
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Sound like an ancient tradition. :) Hint: it's also connected to the Queen of England...
 
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