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Guys, I had a driver ask me a question saturday morning. I didn't know the answer. He got a speeding ticket and paid the fine. Simple civil citation. Does this affect employment? I only know there is an annual review but is it something to worry about? Clean driving history otherwise and a good...

The title sounds naughty, but it is not. I received my first BZ (Bravo Zulu) today at my station. I did not know why, but apparently some one thinks I did a good job. Either that or the upper managers have a sense of humor and I am the laughing stock of their inner circle. Probably the latter. I...

​You are all idiots. R1A's advice was the only thing that could have saved Express. You old timers are so afraid of vengeance from management if you get caught advocating IBT, yet let me pose this question... When you retire, IF you make it, what will you have to show for it? A really ty monthly...

This is goodbye. The end. I am retiring from FedEx. I will unveil my identity just a pinch. I am a former courier and current SM. I am leaving my job after 15 years. I am also leaving this forum. Mr. Fed Ex, I will miss your satirical letters. I feel we have become close friends, like the way...

Since you like my writing style... I've been wracking my head all day to come up with a new marketing phrase for Ground. Express utilizes the "Purple Promise". Here's my new phrase for Ground.... I personally think it's genius, and quite accurate. It is my pleasure to present to the world...

This board is anonymous, so none of this "it's personal" boloney. What are Ground drivers paid in your area? Here, Ground drivers are salaried anywhere from 30,000 - 35,000 per year for 40-50 hours per week. Cost of living is low so it's not quite as bad as it sounds. It's not the best job to...

The consensus is that my fat jokes / Ground satire are no longer funny. I will be lurking around on my other names. Good day.:sad-very:

As I was doing bath salts in my Memphis condo, my English butler Chives and I shared in a revelation. I was looking at the FedEx Logo underneath Fred's circular face as I was throwing darts at him and I noticed something. The shape between the E and the X is an arrow! In all the years I've...

All this talk of Express raising healthcare rates and deductibles has me very concerned. I decided to check the fine print on my own plan just to make sure I'm not getting screwed. I called my contractor to verify. It turns out, Ground offers a really sweet plan. They contribute quite a bit of...

I am a fedex ground driver. How can I be a UPS driver? I want to make 35 dollars an hour. I'm very fat, so I can't do a whole lot. I prefer envelopes. Where do I apply?

So I work for Ground. I absorb some HD packages that are part of my route. It's not by choice. They make me do it. If it was my choice, I would eat cheese puffs and drink blue moons all day. Anyway.. I get the occasional HD package. Most are easy driver releases that I just toss onto the porch...

I work at Memphis. Let's hear your complaints. I'll pass them on to Fred.

I'm starting to wonder exactly who Dano 59 is. I decided to use my expert investigative skills, and I've uncovered some startling information. A basic google search revealed that Dano 59 is a type of guitar, a rather nice one in fact. Google it to verify. So we now know that Dano 59 is a fan...

unload a whole truck of 110 packages by myself, by the time I'm done with my route my guns are so pumped it's not even funny, the vascularity in my forearms is just crazy, I know the chicks that sign my scanner be admirin, bet they want some of this. seriously though I'm lightning speed, scan...

every day i strive to deliver the purple promise. i hope Fred S continually exploits me at 29000 per year. i am axtually mr fed ex. i have many account names.

I heard you a plant from Memphis, so politely tell Fred he sucks.. Thank you. If you have trouble finding him, don't worry. He's the giant #@#$$ on sneakers. Good day.

GROUND IS A HUGE SCAM! Theres so much corruption here its not even funny anymore. I was a former courier and i quit because the micromanagement was so bad. the only thing worse than express is ground! im lazy and not the most gung ho driver and im like the hardest working one here. i see drivers...