Amusing "Concern" that came into our center

[kingOFchester]

Ok this is my thing if there is a god he surely knows your not sincere or have doubts. I could go to church every Sunday tithe my 10% get baptized but never really believe in any of it. I don't see how that would make any difference if I always didn't believe. God knows all right?

What if you don't believe up until the last minute, then you have a vision and truly believe and ask for forgiveness? Or better yet, what if you believe, but enjoy sinning so you decide to wait until the last minute to repent?

 

[abstractthought]

Without proof either way on religion or evolution I am still on the fence, but my mind tells me that evolution is the way. Until then both religion and evolution are theories. But if picked for a game of dodgeball my homeboy Darwin would have me as a player.

You should read up on what a theory actually is.

 

[Cementups]

You should read up on what a theory actually is.

-abstract thought :speculation

Thanks though. I did graduate from high school. Thanks for giving me credit though.

 

[browniehound]

Re: Amusing "Concern" that came into our center

kingofchester,

In my opinion that is a very unsound argument for accepting unbelief.

However it is your right to address eternity in any manner you see fit.

Sincerely,
I

This is how I define eternity: the time it takes to complete my career at UPS

 

[over9five]

Some people worry too much about the magical afterlife.
Me, I'll have done enough that I'll be ready for that long dirt-nap. I've lived hard, I deserve it, and no ones gonna take that away from me!

 

[cachsux]

Some people worry too much about the magical afterlife. Me, I'll have done enough that I'll be ready for that long dirt-nap. I've lived hard, I deserve it, and no ones gonna take that away from me!

Nope. Either you'll be made immortal like the Wolverine or bit by a zombie and become the undead.

 

[Integrity]

This is how I define eternity: the time it takes to complete my career at UPS

Some people worry too much about the magical afterlife.
Me, I'll have done enough that I'll be ready for that long dirt-nap. I've lived hard, I deserve it, and no ones gonna take that away from me!

Nope. Either you'll be made immortal like the Wolverine or bit by a zombie and become the undead.

browniehound, over9five, cachsux,

That is not what the Holy Bible teaches.

If what the Holy Bible teaches is true, and by faith I believe it is true. Then you will be sadly mistaken.

Sincerely,
I

 

[toonertoo]

My wife's best friend says the best baby advice she got was don't tell everyone to be quite while its sleeping. Couple months in the kid was use to it and slept through anything.

Thats how I did it, never going to be quiet.

usually I hear "You knock just like the police".

I say UPS, they hear DEA

Funny stuff here. I believe the problem lies in the concern itself. Either person taking it types in broken english or the complaintant does.

You deliver to people who know the difference?

 

[Brownslave688]

This is how I define eternity: the time it takes to complete my career at UPS

Some people worry too much about the magical afterlife.
Me, I'll have done enough that I'll be ready for that long dirt-nap. I've lived hard, I deserve it, and no ones gonna take that away from me!

Nope. Either you'll be made immortal like the Wolverine or bit by a zombie and become the undead.

browniehound, over9five, cachsux,

That is not what the Holy Bible teaches.

If what the Holy Bible teaches is true, and by faith I believe it is true. Then you will be sadly mistaken.

Sincerely,
I

What makes the bible anymore believable than any other religion though.

Not to mention the bible is just the most entertaining stories from a short time frame. And was not put into print until many years after it all happened. Stories often get sensationalized through word of mouth.

 

[cachsux]

What makes the bible anymore believable than any other religion though.

Not to mention the bible is just the most entertaining stories from a short time frame. And was not put into print until many years after it all happened. Stories often get sensationalized through word of mouth.

Anything that has the input from man always corrupts to someones "best interests". What makes anyone think the bible was any different?

 

[cachsux]

browniehound, over9five, cachsux,

That is not what the Holy Bible teaches.

If what the Holy Bible teaches is true, and by faith I believe it is true. Then you will be sadly mistaken.

Sincerely,
I

You believe it to be true. I support you right to that. I have other beliefs. Let me have them.

 

[aayatollah of rock n rolla]

saw a concern once from an elderly lady asking to have the driver "honk loudly so i can hear it" still trying to find that pesky volume control for the horn!
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[OPTION3]

Re: Amusing "Concern" that came into our center

This is how I define eternity: the time it takes to complete my career at UPS

And if you go to HELL, You should get a lesser sentence for "Time Served"

 

[Integrity]

What makes the bible anymore believable than any other religion though.

Not to mention the bible is just the most entertaining stories from a short time frame. And was not put into print until many years after it all happened. Stories often get sensationalized through word of mouth.

Brownslave688,

Believers believe The Holy Bible is the living, holy, written word of God to man. If this is true, which I believe it to be, then this would certainly be reason to believe it more than other false religions.

You are more than entitled to believe what you want.

Sincerely,
I

 

[Integrity]

You believe it to be true. I support you right to that. I have other beliefs. Let me have them.

cachsux,

I support your right to believe as you see fit also.

Sincerely,
I

 

[wornoutupser]

Back on track!

My center had a concern called in against a rural driver. It seems that the customer claims that the driver "shot my pet turkey in the eyes with his laser and blinded him!" The customer wants $100.00 for the "blinded" turkey! They didn't get it....

 

[FilingBluesFL]

Back on track!

My center had a concern called in against a rural driver. It seems that the customer claims that the driver "shot my pet turkey in the eyes with his laser and blinded him!" The customer wants $100.00 for the "blinded" turkey! They didn't get it....

That's awesome lol

I remember someone posting on here that some kids tried to hijack him, and he got 'em both in the face with the DIAD, and when they asked what he was doing, he said he was sending pictures of their faces to the police or something like that and they ran off lol

 

[Brownslave688]

Back on track!

My center had a concern called in against a rural driver. It seems that the customer claims that the driver "shot my pet turkey in the eyes with his laser and blinded him!" The customer wants $100.00 for the "blinded" turkey! They didn't get it....

Honestly I'm surprised they didn't give them the money.

 

[scratch]

Back on track!

My center had a concern called in against a rural driver. It seems that the customer claims that the driver "shot my pet turkey in the eyes with his laser and blinded him!" The customer wants $100.00 for the "blinded" turkey! They didn't get it....

Haven't you heard? UPS doesn't buy turkeys anymore!

 

[Indecisi0n]

I made turkey and cheese for lunch.