Being sick

Discussion in 'UPS Union Issues' started by box_beeyotch, Sep 28, 2014.

  1. box_beeyotch

    box_beeyotch Well-Known Member

    I'm just curious, what's the policy regarding a supervisor telling you to come into work anyway when you have been puking all night and can barely stand up?
     
  2. cosmo1

    cosmo1 Just another internet hooligan.

    Sixk? That must really hurt.

    If you have sick days and called off in time, stay home.

    Or, go puke on his shoes.
     
  3. box_beeyotch

    box_beeyotch Well-Known Member

    :censored2: you know what I meant, sick* but yeah the puking on his shoes was what I was thinking also.
     
  4. Brownslave688

    Brownslave688 You want a toe? I can get you a toe.

    We have child labor laws. Can't work you if you're sixk.
     
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  5. jumpman23

    jumpman23 Oh Yeah

    The policy is tell him your not coming in and tell him to LICK YOUR BALLS and youll see him tomorrow and hang up on him lol. No explanations your taking a sick day and you will be in for your shift tomorrow.
     
  6. Brownslave688

    Brownslave688 You want a toe? I can get you a toe.

    Well I probably wouldn't say "lick my balls".

    More like "this is bs688 I don't feel well and won't be there today." Click
     
  7. box_beeyotch

    box_beeyotch Well-Known Member

    Idk lick my balls sounds pretty good if you ask me
     
  8. ChickenLegs

    ChickenLegs Safety Expert

    Exactly what jump man said. You call and tell them you're not coming in. You don't call and ask for permission to stay home.
     
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  9. ChickenLegs

    ChickenLegs Safety Expert

    Sixk and stones will break my bones
     
  10. greengrenades

    greengrenades To be the man, you gotta beat the man.

    You call and say "I'm sick, I'm not coming in.". Then you hang up. Don't ask off, tell them you aren't coming in. If you are sick you are sick, screw em.
     
  11. 1BROWNWRENCH

    1BROWNWRENCH Amatuer Malthusian

    Sixk? Isn't he the bass player for Motley Crue? I'd rather be Tommy Lee.
     
  12. jumpman23

    jumpman23 Oh Yeah

    You know what im saying Slaveman, youngblood will get the point lol.
     
  13. 728ups

    728ups offending people on the internet since 1995

    Go to work,puke on the belt. trust me on this; you WILL be sent home :teethy:
     
  14. brownmonster

    brownmonster Man of Great Wisdom

    At least proof read a thread title first.
     
  15. Monkey Butt

    Monkey Butt You can call me Chappy Staff Member

    Where's Inde when you need him?
     
  16. Sleeve_meet_Heart

    Sleeve_meet_Heart making the unreadable unreadabler

    No need to tell anyone why you are out, just call and say you aren't coming in. UPS management wants to control and micromanage everything, no need to give them more to grab onto.
     
  17. That's what she said
     
  18. MoarTape

    MoarTape Active Member

    I like her already..
     
  19. bleedinbrown58

    bleedinbrown58 ahhh....the mouth breathers

    F that...drive all the way to work to be sent home? Maybe if I were new. I like that we don't have to talk to a real person to call off....just leave a message at the tone....lol
     
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  20. Mugarolla

    Mugarolla Light 'em up!

    Just tell him that you will be in tomorrow unless he hears from you an hour before your start time. You are allowed 5 occurrences in a 9 month period before they can even talk to you about attendance. 6 occurrences before they can issue a warning letter. (As long as you got a verbal warning at 5.) If they forgot to give the verbal at 5, then they cannot give a warning letter at 6.

    They can ask you to come in, but how can they force you to come in? It is your choice. They may threaten disciplinary action, but if you do not have an attendance problem, don't worry about it. They may even get :censored2: at you and overly supervise you for a while, but they will get tired of that and eventually leave you alone.