Corrupting A Wish

Discussion in 'Life After Brown' started by Sammie, Apr 23, 2009.

  1. Sammie

    Sammie Well-Known Member

    On this one, you have to corrupt someone's wish and then write in one of your own.

    Example:

    #1 - I wish I had a million bucks

    #2 - Nice, but now you're in the slammer 'cause you got caught before
    you made it to your car!

    #3 - Wish I had a pool

    #4 - So do I, but excess water is now illegal
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    Wish I had mad photoshop skillz
     
  2. ajblakejr

    ajblakejr Age quod agis

    Yeah but first you need to learn to snap an decent photo.

    I wish Big would never have married Carrie Bradshaw on Sex in the City.
     
  3. over9five

    over9five Moderator Staff Member

    Yeah, but then he woulda married his life partner, Rich.


    I wish I had more time to hang around the Ponderosa.
     
  4. Sammie

    Sammie Well-Known Member

     
  5. ajblakejr

    ajblakejr Age quod agis

     
  6. Monkey Butt

    Monkey Butt You can call me Chappy Staff Member

    Heard a reference to that during an interview with Ron Howard last week.
     
  7. toonertoo

    toonertoo Most Awesome Dog Staff Member

    I wish I had met Trace Adkins before he got spoiled
    [video=youtube;762Hg5Zb5g0]http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=762Hg5Zb5g0[/video]
     
  8. ajblakejr

    ajblakejr Age quod agis



    why? did you want to spoil him? are you special?


    I wish chrome was everywhere.
    [video=youtube;8kvtwfNT7sM]http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=8kvtwfNT7sM[/video]
     
  9. toonertoo

    toonertoo Most Awesome Dog Staff Member

    No I could never match up, but my husband loves chrome. And hot rods, and bikes...........
    and he was oilfield trash at one time, a redneck. Just like my hubby......:surprised:
    Ill pretend Im her when he gets home, in about 30 minutes, his new tank came the other day.....................his cap is on the way.....and its chrome.......
     
  10. toonertoo

    toonertoo Most Awesome Dog Staff Member

    Im sorry I forgot to corrupt, I want a diamond from Jared, Kays suck
     
  11. ajblakejr

    ajblakejr Age quod agis

    (off topic and not corrupting a wish.... I love that video and that song. My favorite line is when she indicates 'she will drive that big rig !!!!')


    I wish it was Friday Night and the weekend was in front of us !!
     
  12. ajblakejr

    ajblakejr Age quod agis


    What are you saying ...every kiss DOESN'T start with Kay? You want everyone to know he went to Jared's?

    I still wish it was Friday Night!!
     
  13. over9five

    over9five Moderator Staff Member

    Why? It just means Monday is all that closer.


    I wish I was camping!
     
  14. dilligaf

    dilligaf IN VINO VERITAS

    And get eaten alive by mosquitos? NAH!!!



    I wish I could be on vacation for another week.
     
  15. over9five

    over9five Moderator Staff Member

    So you could post on BC all week, and get nothing else done?


    I wish the economy would come back so I can work decent hours again!
     
  16. dilligaf

    dilligaf IN VINO VERITAS

    LMAO

    So you can get home early and have the wifey say you need to finish the 'honey do' list............................................TODAY!


    I wish my grounds keeper would get back here and finish the yard work.
     
  17. Sammie

    Sammie Well-Known Member

    You and all your money and your hired help. Next thing, you'll be telling us about the "Pool Man"... :w00t:

    Wish I could travel the world for 80 days......
     
  18. dilligaf

    dilligaf IN VINO VERITAS

    OOOOOOOOHHHHHHHHH BOY!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! Let me tell you.......................:winks:
     
  19. fethrs

    fethrs Well-Known Member

    [video=youtube;WSamR_8rqL4]http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=WSamR_8rqL4&feature=related[/video] sorry! couldn't help it....