Things customers should know

[TooTechie]

It’s WHOOOOOOOOOO? WHOOOOOOOOOOOO? IDIOTS...

Retarded owls.

 

[burrheadd]

WHO IT IS!!!!


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[Covemastah]

Getting pulled over by a sheriff or highway patrol looking for their package. Thanks for the anxiety!

Ha Ha that happened to me on Christmas eve with a Mass State trooper trying to get me before I went to his house with wife's present !!

 

[La Li Lu Le Lo]

Uhh, no you fat ass, it isn't easier for both of us if I put these cartons of paper in the back room

 

[Brownslave688]

I had a lovely customer last night. She called in said I didnt wait long enough.

So I went back. After all at $50 an hour why not. She said oh thanks for coming back. I said no problem.

Then out of the blue in the bitchiest voice I've heard in awhile. She says. I guess I need to work on not being such a bitch.

 

[STFXG]

Customers need to know that they aren't too important to sign the scanner. Oh, you won't sign and want me to go find your secretary? "Package refused by recipient"

 

[Cactus]

Oh so you're leaving a Christmas tip for the mailman?

Well good for you and I don't wanna hear about it. Kiss my ass, kiss his ass, kiss your own ass etc.

 

[TheScratchKid]

Oh so you're leaving a Christmas tip for the mailman?

Well good for you and I don't wanna hear about it. Kiss my ass, kiss his ass, kiss your own ass etc.

Happy Chanukah

 

[bleedinbrown58]

 

[oldngray]

 

[sailfish]

I honestly don't care what the story is behind why you ordered two pillows from QVC instead of one.

 

[aiian]

If I ever show up with some jackbag with a clipboard... NO! I am not training a new guy.

You asked me the same thing this time last year about the same friggin' guy.

 

[9.5er]

No I don't need to take a break in your A/C while I wait for you to sign. Quit farting around and just sign the damn thing.

 

[dezguy]

Customer leaves a note on their door to deliver their package to another address or to call their cell phone. How about, instead I fill out this nifty door knocker, you sign it and I'll be back tomorrow, instead?

 

[upsbeernut]

Don't tape a NDA bag on the package to use as a label.

 

[clean hairy]

Quit turning the diad upside down to sign it!

 

[tapatio75]

Is Xmas, don't get mad at me because your tenants buy so many packages (chinese lady at cleaners)

 

[tapatio75]

Do you really think that you are funny when you are whistling or making diad's beep everytime I scan packages when you are around? Like we don't hear it enough during the day

 

[hardcharger]

While doing pick ups.........can you wait for me to finish boxing up this package? As she sits in her chair talking on the phone not even trying to finish taping up the package!!
NO. I'll get it tomorrow. Then acts like a spoiled little kid and kicks the package !! Lol. Have a good day I tell her

Or ..... Your early ! No I come at the same time everyday. Not my fault yall goof off all day and expect me to wait.


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[PeasAndCarrots]

If your hooligan 8 year olds try to hop in my truck, on my bumper, throw anything or run their bikes infront of me to act cool, I'm going to yell at them like they were my own kids. Don't be get butthurt if they come crying about how mean I was. Watch your damn kids.