I don't drink wine, but I had a bottle in the fridge, but no opener. I pulled the ghetto move and shoved a screwdriver thru it and had to strain it. I forgot that I'm allergic to wine and apparently it made me loopy. When I woke up with a killer headache, there were a couple bottles and cork pieces all over. Ooopsie
This is funny! The driver that is trying to date me now wears the tightest shirt & pants ever. It always makes me laugh at him when I take him something to drink or eat. He doesn't appreciate my humor, especially when other females think he's hot.I always get the pants 4 inches bigger than normal. Like to have plenty of room for layers in winter and just in case they run small. You can always wear a belt. I like stuff loose not tight unless well let me stop while im ahead lol.
nahhh....i'll stick with beer lol. But whatever works for you lolThat's why I like to roll Cali no headaches in the morning and you can drive lol.
Goofball....lol. Hope you're calling off....or you're gonna be friend'n crabby tomorrow lol
lol yes...well the nice ones anyway. I feel sorry for me...I'll text you after lunch when the midol kicks in...lmao. hope those are the super tampons lolIll be fine....one tampon..two maxi shields...and 6 Midols......But I already feel a lil sorry for my customers!.....lol
Usually...yes but I'm on vacation lolAren't you guys tired? Isn't it past your bed time? lol
Exactly but I love me some CALI lol.nahhh....i'll stick with beer lol. But whatever works for you lol
I gotcha. I'm tired and it's PST here - lolUsually...yes but I'm on vacation lol
What exactly is this?Exactly but I love me some CALI lol.
weed...i haven't smoked a joint in probably 15 years lolWhat exactly is this?
Aren't you guys tired? Isn't it past your bed time? lol
lol yes...well the nice ones anyway. I feel sorry for me...I'll text you after lunch when the midol kicks in...lmao. hope those are the super tampons lol
Me too bro vacation in 3 weeks cant wait. A little painting and some cali love all week lol.
you know it lolSmart ........lol
Lmao!!! Dukes of hazard babyDoes the General Lee...need a new paint job??....lol
Im going to work..hell yes.cant wait!.lolOMG, I must be getting old if I can't follow along with this crap - hahaha. The only stuff I smoke is crack.
Coyote man, Stop...do not pass go or work...take day off...relax...smoke crack (haha)...take FDA unapproved drugs (you may share mine)