Biggest lies ever told by management.

[Glorifiedpackmule]

Here's a good one. Split shift pay was done away with to give the company more money for merrit pay raises. Your turn, go!

 

[thedownhillEXPRESS]

"The Portable Pension is just as good as the traditional"

 

[thedownhillEXPRESS]

"If it wasn't for Ground you would be doing a lot worse"

 

[Broke]

Ups drivers make less than we do.

 

[thedownhillEXPRESS]

Or who remembers this oldy?

"we are eliminating the IPP so we can give you better raises"

 

[thedownhillEXPRESS]

I can go on for hours

 

[hypo hanna]

The Kinkos acquisition is going to be a huge money maker for FedEx and a benefit to employees of both companies.

 

[MrFedEx]

You are an "industrial athlete".

 

[thedownhillEXPRESS]

"Profit sharing was just too complicated for tax purposes"

 

[thedownhillEXPRESS]

You are an "industrial athlete".

Haha, I forgot that one....

 

[hypo hanna]

Here's a classic from 1984.

Zapmail represents the technology of the future!

 

[whenIgetthere]

"Do the right thing for the customer!"

 

[jmeti000]

You are valued by the company.

 

[Cactus]

The most important package is yours.

 

[Operational needs]

Many years ago when I got my first review, after doing a fantastic job, I got a 6. My manager told me that if he gave me a 7, I wouldn't have anything to look forward to. If I had known then what I know now......


People Service Profit Company---in that order.