By Invitation Only

[joeboodog]

Rumor has it expired Aldi meat is on sale.

Maybe that explains IVE'S bizarre behavior.

 

[Operational needs]

Can you blame him? Two years ago, I was at Ohare and I was in a long line, sent my shoes through xray and they went faster than the people. Well, some ass commander at TSA mistakenly put my shoes in someone else's bin.

The dckhead who got my shoes threw em in the trash. Long story short, me being me, I flipped the friend* out and TSA detained me momentarily thinking I was drunk or a mental case. The trash receptacle was located after some smart TSA lady thought to review video and my shoes were found.

OMG! LOL! I would have loved to see you going off on them. Too funny!

 

[Operational needs]

Maybe that explains IVE'S bizarre behavior.

Salmonella eating away the brain? Lol. Kidding.

 

[scooby0048]

Yep. One good thing about it is, it's always good to know what people REALLY think of you.

I know what people REALLY think of me. I like it when they lie to me and act like they REALLY dont.

 

[joeboodog]

Bigger issue for management would be who is to cover your dead ass today.
That's not a dis at management, it's just true.

I always said I could drop dead at the PCM and my route would still get delivered.

 

[scooby0048]

OMG! LOL! I would have loved to see you going off on them. Too funny!

Probably the only reason I didn't end up on some no fly or Muslim ban list was because I didn't threaten violence or use any key trigger words. It was a lucky day for sure!

 

[Operational needs]

I know what people REALLY think of me. I like it when they lie to me and act like they REALLY dont.

Why? So you can pick at them?

 

[Operational needs]

Probably the only reason I didn't end up on some no fly or Muslim ban list was because I didn't threaten violence or use any key trigger words. It was a lucky day for sure!

Yeah, good thing you didn't say something like, Man, I will blow this b* up if y'all don't find my shoes. Lol.

 

[scooby0048]

Why? So you can pick at them?

Who are you? And why are you stalking me? My wife lies...

 

[Turdferguson]

Someone's gotta be the adult here...

Don't look at me

 

[scooby0048]

Yeah, good thing you didn't say something like, Man, I will blow this b* up if y'all don't find my shoes. Lol.

No, it was just a bunch retards and friend bombs and maybe one or two threats of shtting and pisssing all over the body scanner machine and the TSA guy who was going to search me.

Really, nothing too bad. Just a big misunderstanding.

 

[MyTripisCut]

Boom.

 

[sailfish]

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Boom.

When I want to claim a slice I usually just lick it but you took things to a whole 'nother level.

 

[MyTripisCut]

When I want to claim a slice I usually just lick it but you took things to a whole 'nother level.

Perv. That's blue cheese.

 

[Operational needs]

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Boom.

What is that white stuff?

 

[Operational needs]

When I want to claim a slice I usually just lick it but you took things to a whole 'nother level.

Hey, Sailfish.

 

[sailfish]

Perv. That's blue cheese.

Oh. Okay.

 

[sailfish]

Hey, Sailfish.

Ahoy

 

[Brownslave688]

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Boom.

Not sure how you managed to have the first two "things" in this thread but I see your semen covered pizza becoming a thing

 

[scooby0048]

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Boom.

God I miss good pizza from back home. These schvatz's here think Dominos and Pizza Slut are good pizza joints.