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Wally

BrownCafe Innovator & King of Puns
Teaching her who's boss!

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cosmo1

Perhaps.
Staff member
I probably won't be obliterated, but I'll have enough in me to be pretty loose

From what?


We partied until 3-4 am the night of our wedding.

Wimps.

We partied and then went to our new apartment and 'consummated.' Then, we stopped by my parents' house to pick some stuff up and ended up putting my drunken brother to bed. Then, we went out to grab a late dinner, went home and 'consummated' again and got up early to drive off for our honeymoon.

Dave is/was just wimpy.
 

FrigidFTSup

Resident Suit
Wimps.

We partied and then went to our new apartment and 'consummated.' Then, we stopped by my parents' house to pick some stuff up and ended up putting my drunken brother to bed. Then, we went out to grab a late dinner, went home and 'consummated' again and got up early to drive off for our honeymoon.

Dave is/was just wimpy.
We booked a room at the reception venue so we don't have to go home that night.
 

Future

Victory Ride
Wimps.

We partied and then went to our new apartment and 'consummated.' Then, we stopped by my parents' house to pick some stuff up and ended up putting my drunken brother to bed. Then, we went out to grab a late dinner, went home and 'consummated' again and got up early to drive off for our honeymoon.

Dave is/was just wimpy.
Holy Crap ...WUUUUUT?
 

Brownslave688

You want a toe? I can get you a toe.
Wimps.

We partied and then went to our new apartment and 'consummated.' Then, we stopped by my parents' house to pick some stuff up and ended up putting my drunken brother to bed. Then, we went out to grab a late dinner, went home and 'consummated' again and got up early to drive off for our honeymoon.

Dave is/was just wimpy.
Maybe he was stressed that it wasn't the right decision? (It wasn't obviously)
 
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