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[UpstateNYUPSer(Ret)]

Pre-season still?

Opening night.

 

[oldngray]

a Celtics player already broke his ankle.

Gordon Hayward suffers horrific fractured ankle in Celtics debut

 

[Brownslave688]

What was that like? The pursed thing? What’s that....

I tease her all of the she was like a lost puppy following me around.


It was pretty awesome. From 15-18 that girl would of done anything I asked.

But I ed up one too many times.

 

[FrigidFTSup]

But I ed up one too many times.

Judging by the ring on her finger, she did too

 

[Brownslave688]

a Celtics player already broke his ankle.

Gordon Hayward suffers horrific fractured ankle in Celtics debut

And they are still way better than the cavs

 

[Brownslave688]

My poor little girl... I just got home and my wife is still at work.


Picked her up from my mom and dads. She's sitting in the rocking chair with my dad. Fingers in her mouth like people just let me go to sleep already lol

 

[FrigidFTSup]

My poor little girl... I just got home and my wife is still at work.


Picked her up from my mom and dads. She's sitting in the rocking chair with my dad. Fingers in her mouth like people just let me go to sleep already lol

#BadFather

 

[Brownslave688]

#BadFather

Yep sups should of got me off work earlier.

 

[FrigidFTSup]

Yep sups should of got me off work earlier.

Shifting the blame

 

[Wally]

What would you guys tell your teenaged daughter if she was bumming because boys tell her that she's the kind of girl they'd take to meet their mom while letting her down easy and moving on to a trashy girl?

I would tell her that the punk is dead meat because daddy is going to chop him up for chum.

 

[Wally]

His daughter is going to be changing mufflers in an auto repair shop. He doesn't have to worry about that conversation

Sammich and shocks!

 

[Operational needs]

I would tell her that the punk is dead meat because daddy is going to chop him up for chum.

Lol. He would pay someone else to do that.

 

[Brownslave688]

Looks like the wife is gonna work about 14 hours today. Guess I don't have to work the rest of the week lol

 

[FrigidFTSup]

 

[rod]

We started dating in high school. She pursed me. I had all of the power.

You can only imagine how terrible I was.

Let me guess---you called out sick the first few dates because you wanted to sleep in and drink beer early.

 

[Brownslave688]

Let me guess---you called out sick the first few dates because you wanted to sleep in and drink beer early.

Hey as long as it don't cost me the prize

 

[Brownslave688]

@RonBurgandy?????????? late night?

 

[BakerMayfield2018]

@RonBurgandy?????????? late night?

nah. Watching
Cavs win brother!! Kyrie can shove it up his pooper!!!

 

[MAKAVELI]

That's not funny bro. Kids died in that crash.

 

[sailfish]

I’m pretty sure I have clothes older than you.

My God, bro. You wear worn out old sh* that long???