By Invitation Only

[Wally]

Duh! Didn't you get the memo? It's Corny Joke Night! Lol.

A maize ing!

 

[Wally]

An oriental gal with one leg----Irene

An amputee went to court and lost. The Judge said he didn't have a leg to stand on.

 

[Wally]

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Don't hammer a frog, it might croak.

 

[Wally]

Any clowns come near me or my kids this Halloween, they will be donkey punched in the nutz.

How do you know it has nutz? A clown might have pie.

 

[Wally]

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Sons of Bitches are stealing their story ideas from my life!

Well, curry up and get writing a script.

 

[Wally]

That's gonna be me Saturday.

Fat and out of shape, and desperately in need of a haircut?

 

[BakerMayfield2018]

Fat and out of shape, and desperately in need of a haircut?

And wearing overalls. Don’t forget the overalls. Carrying a baby also..

 

[upschuck]

It's like @upschuck hacked everyone's account.

I'm working on yours, now.

I'm trying passwords like "I work 2 days a week" , or "Ava1234"

 

[oldngray]

I'm working on yours, now.

I'm trying passwords like "I work 2 days a week" , or "Ava1234"

Don't over think it.
His password is "password".

 

[oldngray]

They FedEx'ed it to @MyTripisCut

 

[BakerMayfield2018]

 

[Brownslave688]

I'm working on yours, now.

I'm trying passwords like "I work 2 days a week" , or "Ava1234"

You should try froglegsaretasty

 

[Wally]

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Well balanced meal there young man!

 

[Wally]

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They FedEx'ed it to @MyTripisCut

I always like those stories where they screw up and add zeros to the checks.

 

[oldngray]

@RonBurgandy??????????

 

[Operational needs]

Don't over think it.
His password is "password".

That sounds more like what @Big Arrow Down...D’s would be. @Brownslave688’s would be more like “alabamahotpocket01”. Lol.

 

[silverbullet2893]

3 2 1 blast off you bastards. Space ship doors my garage is nasa

 

[Operational needs]

3 2 1 blast off you bastards. Space ship doors my garage is nasa

Drinking already this morning? Lol.

 

[upschuck]

You should try froglegsaretasty

That's would be the dumbest password ever.

 

[oldngray]

The water dept got the line repaired yesterday and my water back on. They still need to finish cleaning up the mess they made. The leak was a coupling where the main came in from the street. The guy said his work order said it was at my house and had to start there .. even if the leak wasn't. Completely dry here. He said they had to start from a connection to trace the line to find the leak. Didn't matter that the actual leak wasn't in front of my house and the connection from a neighbor was closer.

Those guys get paid by the hour and not to think.